Friday, Sept. 9, 2005
Chris Brockman
93 Watson Mill Rd.
Saco, ME 04072
Dear Mr. McMichael,
My name is Chris Brockman, I am owner/general manager/water boy of Brock's
Bandits, a proud member of the Retired Orangemen Fantasy Football League.
Two weekends ago, my friends and I had our annual fantasy football draft,
and being that you are one of the more prolific pass-catching tight ends in
all of football, I was more than pleased to see your name still on the board
when it came time for me to select a tight end. I'm very pleased to have you
as a member of Brock's Bandits as we march through the season looking to
capture our first ROFFL Trophy. Although something did trouble me.
Recently, I noticed, you were arraigned on domestic abuse charges, and
while I'm thankful (as are you I'm sure) that those were dropped I couldn't
help but see that you pled guilty to criminal trespassing, which came with a
$500 fine and any restitution for any damages that happened during the
incident.
I am writing you today to say that as Owner and GM of Brock's Bandits I am
fining you an additional $5 for the embarrassment you have brought myself,
my franchise, and all the fans of the Bandits, including my mother, a
Georgia native, who has been a fan of yours since you entered the league.
Payment can be made to the address above via personal check, however, I
will consider waiving the fine entirely, and guarantee you "keeper status"
in my league for the next two years, if you leave me two tickets to Miami's
January 1 game at New England.
If you have any questions about the team's disciplinary action, or wish to
appeal the fine, you may contact my office at 207-467-5394, or via e-mail at
cbrock723@gmail.com.
Thank you for your time and best of luck to you, the Dolphins, and Brock's
Bandits.
Sincerely,
Chris Brockman
Chris Brockman
93 Watson Mill Rd.
Saco, ME 04072
Dear Mr. McMichael,
My name is Chris Brockman, I am owner/general manager/water boy of Brock's
Bandits, a proud member of the Retired Orangemen Fantasy Football League.
Two weekends ago, my friends and I had our annual fantasy football draft,
and being that you are one of the more prolific pass-catching tight ends in
all of football, I was more than pleased to see your name still on the board
when it came time for me to select a tight end. I'm very pleased to have you
as a member of Brock's Bandits as we march through the season looking to
capture our first ROFFL Trophy. Although something did trouble me.
Recently, I noticed, you were arraigned on domestic abuse charges, and
while I'm thankful (as are you I'm sure) that those were dropped I couldn't
help but see that you pled guilty to criminal trespassing, which came with a
$500 fine and any restitution for any damages that happened during the
incident.
I am writing you today to say that as Owner and GM of Brock's Bandits I am
fining you an additional $5 for the embarrassment you have brought myself,
my franchise, and all the fans of the Bandits, including my mother, a
Georgia native, who has been a fan of yours since you entered the league.
Payment can be made to the address above via personal check, however, I
will consider waiving the fine entirely, and guarantee you "keeper status"
in my league for the next two years, if you leave me two tickets to Miami's
January 1 game at New England.
If you have any questions about the team's disciplinary action, or wish to
appeal the fine, you may contact my office at 207-467-5394, or via e-mail at
cbrock723@gmail.com.
Thank you for your time and best of luck to you, the Dolphins, and Brock's
Bandits.
Sincerely,
Chris Brockman
