Keepers: Corey Dillon and Terrell Owens.
Clock Killin Corey Dillon (I love that name) is as steady and consistent as they come. He won’t get less than 70
yards a game. T.O. looks good after one preseason game and isn’t stupid enough to mess up his money, but I still
have my doubts. The biggest high reward, high risk keeper in the league.
Grade: B
Draft:
QB: Kerry Collins and Jake Delhomme.
Collins is possibly the greatest risk/reward player in the entire fantasy world. He could have 40 TD’s or 40 INT.
Delhomme is a nice backup in case the Collins experiment blows up.
Grade: B
RB: Ronnie Brown, Mike Anderson, and Ryan Moats.
Ronnie Brown looks like he would have been available in the following round as he was on many league members
‘avoid’ list. He may not make a splash this year, but could be a keeper for 2006 (for the sake of my team, I hope so).
The argument for Mike Anderson is the same as Tatum Bell. If he wins the starting job, then he’s a steal. But Bell
has more upside and could be the starter later in the season. But as of now, Anderson is the guy. Moats is more of
a hope pick. Westbrook has been known to miss a few games here and there. Plus he only signed a one year
tender and could be a free agent in 2006.
Grade: B
WR: Jerry Porter, Lee Evans, Kevin Curtis, Justin McCareins, and Doug Gabriel.
One of the few owners to take on 6 receivers. Porter could see some nice numbers facing one on one coverage
opposite Moss. But it looks like his hamstring injury is worse than thought. Evans could be the league’s ultimate
deep ball threat. He won’t get many catches, but will make the most of them. Curtis is the sexy sleeper pick to be this
year’s Brandon Stokely. McCareins slipped in the draft, but is still considered a top 40-45 WR. Gabriel was going to
be a potential double threat to catch and return, but is listed as out for 1 month.
Grade: B
TE: Health Miller.
At best a red zone threat. But not going to get many receptions. Bad preseason is hopefully not a sign of things to
come.
Grade: C
K: Jeff Wilkens.
The greatest show on turf appears to be back to the Kurt Warner days. Could mean a lot of points for Wilkens.
Grade: B
DEF: Dallas.
Only worthy because of DeMarcus Ware. Oh, and that guy. I forgot his name. Dat something. Yep, Dat Nguyen
bitches.
Grade: B
Best Draft Pick: No good picks. (Seriously, could be Mike Anderson)
Worst Draft Pick: All his draft picks were terrible. This kid has no idea what he’s doing. (Seriously, could be
Kerry Collins or Ronnie Brown).
Team Strengths: None
Team Weaknesses: QB, RB, WR, TE, K, and DEF
Key to Success: Terrell Owens. If he plays the whole year (happy or not), then I have a shot at the playoffs. If
he gets suspended or uses that groin injury as an excuse, then looks like I’m drafting LT with the #1 pick in
2006.
Overall Grade: B (The greatest letter in the alphabet)
Clock Killin Corey Dillon (I love that name) is as steady and consistent as they come. He won’t get less than 70
yards a game. T.O. looks good after one preseason game and isn’t stupid enough to mess up his money, but I still
have my doubts. The biggest high reward, high risk keeper in the league.
Grade: B
Draft:
QB: Kerry Collins and Jake Delhomme.
Collins is possibly the greatest risk/reward player in the entire fantasy world. He could have 40 TD’s or 40 INT.
Delhomme is a nice backup in case the Collins experiment blows up.
Grade: B
RB: Ronnie Brown, Mike Anderson, and Ryan Moats.
Ronnie Brown looks like he would have been available in the following round as he was on many league members
‘avoid’ list. He may not make a splash this year, but could be a keeper for 2006 (for the sake of my team, I hope so).
The argument for Mike Anderson is the same as Tatum Bell. If he wins the starting job, then he’s a steal. But Bell
has more upside and could be the starter later in the season. But as of now, Anderson is the guy. Moats is more of
a hope pick. Westbrook has been known to miss a few games here and there. Plus he only signed a one year
tender and could be a free agent in 2006.
Grade: B
WR: Jerry Porter, Lee Evans, Kevin Curtis, Justin McCareins, and Doug Gabriel.
One of the few owners to take on 6 receivers. Porter could see some nice numbers facing one on one coverage
opposite Moss. But it looks like his hamstring injury is worse than thought. Evans could be the league’s ultimate
deep ball threat. He won’t get many catches, but will make the most of them. Curtis is the sexy sleeper pick to be this
year’s Brandon Stokely. McCareins slipped in the draft, but is still considered a top 40-45 WR. Gabriel was going to
be a potential double threat to catch and return, but is listed as out for 1 month.
Grade: B
TE: Health Miller.
At best a red zone threat. But not going to get many receptions. Bad preseason is hopefully not a sign of things to
come.
Grade: C
K: Jeff Wilkens.
The greatest show on turf appears to be back to the Kurt Warner days. Could mean a lot of points for Wilkens.
Grade: B
DEF: Dallas.
Only worthy because of DeMarcus Ware. Oh, and that guy. I forgot his name. Dat something. Yep, Dat Nguyen
bitches.
Grade: B
Best Draft Pick: No good picks. (Seriously, could be Mike Anderson)
Worst Draft Pick: All his draft picks were terrible. This kid has no idea what he’s doing. (Seriously, could be
Kerry Collins or Ronnie Brown).
Team Strengths: None
Team Weaknesses: QB, RB, WR, TE, K, and DEF
Key to Success: Terrell Owens. If he plays the whole year (happy or not), then I have a shot at the playoffs. If
he gets suspended or uses that groin injury as an excuse, then looks like I’m drafting LT with the #1 pick in
2006.
Overall Grade: B (The greatest letter in the alphabet)
 |