Update on 2004 articles
To answer your question Scott, Rich, Chris, Dave, Navid, Gregg, and Josh……I wrote a column in 2004. It was
called Random Thoughts.
Rivalry 2005
Nick v. everyone
Nick loves to talk trash and stir up some emotion out of his weekly opponent. It doesn’t matter who you are or if Nick
has never spoken to you, he’ll attack you on the message boards. Add to that his continued hatred with me, his
bitter rival. And you got the man with the most rivalries next to Marc.
Jay v. Brian
Will I ever beat this guy?
Chris v. any Yankee fan
Can’t wait till November, then you all can stop talking about this.
Jarrett v. spelling
He was doing well up until that one long ass post about where to go for MNF. Give him the benefit of the doubt and
let’s just say he was intoxicated when he wrote it.
Dave v. losing
So far, so good.
Fantasy v. Reality 2005
Born to Run My Mouth – New Orleans Saints
‘No need to explain this one.’
5 Second Stare – Dallas Cowboys
‘Just finding a way to win.’
Shermtank – Oakland Raiders
‘Both had high expectations coming into the season. So far both have not met them.”
Brock’s Bandits – San Diego Chargers
‘Both could be 4-0, but were on the losing ends of some close contests’
Nose – Washington Redskins
‘Wins the low scoring ones. People question whether both are as good as records show.’
New Jersey Jacobins – New York Giants
‘Wins against bad teams. Bad loss against good ones.’
Colt 45’s – Jacksonville Jaguars
‘Everyone’s sexy pick to win it this year. So far, mixed results.’
Nomads in the Deep – New England Patriots
‘Who wants to discount the defending champs?’
Duckville Quakers – Carolina Panthers
‘Never know which team will show up.’
Brick Walls and Trees – Indianapolis Colts
‘Undefeated thanks to defense, but can score points when necessary.’
Married with Ravens – Minnesota Vikings
‘High powered offense that turns the ball over too much and doesn’t score’
Baltimore Tools – Miami Dolphins
‘Well respected leader that does the most with the team he has.’
Propoganda – Green Bay Packers
‘Well respected man running the show, but time makes a difference.’
Blade Brown – Tennessee Titans
‘Both are coordinated offensively.’
2005 Gambling Line: Odds to win it all
Brick Walls and Trees: 3-1
Why he’ll win it – Has a consistent and balanced team.
Why he won’t win it all – History is no on the side of the best regular season team.
Brock’s Bandits: 7-2
Why he’ll win it all – Always puts up points.
Why he won’t win it all – Always involved in a close matchup. Opponents seems to have best days against him.
Colt 45’s: 10-1
Why he’ll win it all – Because Jay and I said so.
Why he won’t win it all – Because he will trade away his whole team for a night with Minnie and the waitress at
Blondies. Or just to not have to go see the organist play.
Nomads in the Deep: 15-1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s the defending champ. Has depth at WR and RB.
Why he won’t win it all – Nobody has repeated yet……
Born to Run My Mouth: 30-1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s America’s team (or at least ROFFL’s team)
Why he won’t win it all – His team always falls short in the playoffs. McNabb goes down, so do BTRMM hopes.
Cadillac and Ahman Green hurt.
Married with Ravens: 50-1
Why he’ll win it all – Culpepper
Why he won’t win it all - Culpepper
5 Second Stare: 69-1
Why he’ll win it all – His team finds a way to win. LT is that good. Can put up 168 points on your ass.
Why he won’t win it all – Depending on names like Travis Taylor and Kevan Barlow.
New Jersey Jacobins: 100-1
Why he’ll win it all – Having the #1 draft pick and 3 players on the can’t cut list will make you an immediate
contender.
Why he won’t win it all – Toilet Bowl is hard to wash away after one year.
Duckville Quakers: 150 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s Parker.
Why he won’t win it all – He’s Parker.
Baltimore Tools: 151 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s the commissioner. He knows how to cheat the system.
Why he won’t win it all – He’s too honest to do that. Right Parker?
Nose: 234 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – You don’t need spelling in fantasy football.
Why he won’t win it all – But you do need 2 good RB’s.
Shermtank: 500-1
Why he’ll win it all – Peyton is still Peyton
Why he won’t win it all – But he’s no Eli?
Propoganda: 1000-1
Why he’ll win it all – Because everyone has a chance.
Why he won’t win it all – He lives in Russia.
Blade Brown: Not accepting bets
Why he’ll win it all – Hahahahahahahahahaha
Why he won’t win it all – Decimals……………
Quote of the week:
“Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you’re still amongst them stars.”
To answer your question Scott, Rich, Chris, Dave, Navid, Gregg, and Josh……I wrote a column in 2004. It was
called Random Thoughts.
Rivalry 2005
Nick v. everyone
Nick loves to talk trash and stir up some emotion out of his weekly opponent. It doesn’t matter who you are or if Nick
has never spoken to you, he’ll attack you on the message boards. Add to that his continued hatred with me, his
bitter rival. And you got the man with the most rivalries next to Marc.
Jay v. Brian
Will I ever beat this guy?
Chris v. any Yankee fan
Can’t wait till November, then you all can stop talking about this.
Jarrett v. spelling
He was doing well up until that one long ass post about where to go for MNF. Give him the benefit of the doubt and
let’s just say he was intoxicated when he wrote it.
Dave v. losing
So far, so good.
Fantasy v. Reality 2005
Born to Run My Mouth – New Orleans Saints
‘No need to explain this one.’
5 Second Stare – Dallas Cowboys
‘Just finding a way to win.’
Shermtank – Oakland Raiders
‘Both had high expectations coming into the season. So far both have not met them.”
Brock’s Bandits – San Diego Chargers
‘Both could be 4-0, but were on the losing ends of some close contests’
Nose – Washington Redskins
‘Wins the low scoring ones. People question whether both are as good as records show.’
New Jersey Jacobins – New York Giants
‘Wins against bad teams. Bad loss against good ones.’
Colt 45’s – Jacksonville Jaguars
‘Everyone’s sexy pick to win it this year. So far, mixed results.’
Nomads in the Deep – New England Patriots
‘Who wants to discount the defending champs?’
Duckville Quakers – Carolina Panthers
‘Never know which team will show up.’
Brick Walls and Trees – Indianapolis Colts
‘Undefeated thanks to defense, but can score points when necessary.’
Married with Ravens – Minnesota Vikings
‘High powered offense that turns the ball over too much and doesn’t score’
Baltimore Tools – Miami Dolphins
‘Well respected leader that does the most with the team he has.’
Propoganda – Green Bay Packers
‘Well respected man running the show, but time makes a difference.’
Blade Brown – Tennessee Titans
‘Both are coordinated offensively.’
2005 Gambling Line: Odds to win it all
Brick Walls and Trees: 3-1
Why he’ll win it – Has a consistent and balanced team.
Why he won’t win it all – History is no on the side of the best regular season team.
Brock’s Bandits: 7-2
Why he’ll win it all – Always puts up points.
Why he won’t win it all – Always involved in a close matchup. Opponents seems to have best days against him.
Colt 45’s: 10-1
Why he’ll win it all – Because Jay and I said so.
Why he won’t win it all – Because he will trade away his whole team for a night with Minnie and the waitress at
Blondies. Or just to not have to go see the organist play.
Nomads in the Deep: 15-1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s the defending champ. Has depth at WR and RB.
Why he won’t win it all – Nobody has repeated yet……
Born to Run My Mouth: 30-1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s America’s team (or at least ROFFL’s team)
Why he won’t win it all – His team always falls short in the playoffs. McNabb goes down, so do BTRMM hopes.
Cadillac and Ahman Green hurt.
Married with Ravens: 50-1
Why he’ll win it all – Culpepper
Why he won’t win it all - Culpepper
5 Second Stare: 69-1
Why he’ll win it all – His team finds a way to win. LT is that good. Can put up 168 points on your ass.
Why he won’t win it all – Depending on names like Travis Taylor and Kevan Barlow.
New Jersey Jacobins: 100-1
Why he’ll win it all – Having the #1 draft pick and 3 players on the can’t cut list will make you an immediate
contender.
Why he won’t win it all – Toilet Bowl is hard to wash away after one year.
Duckville Quakers: 150 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s Parker.
Why he won’t win it all – He’s Parker.
Baltimore Tools: 151 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – He’s the commissioner. He knows how to cheat the system.
Why he won’t win it all – He’s too honest to do that. Right Parker?
Nose: 234 – 1
Why he’ll win it all – You don’t need spelling in fantasy football.
Why he won’t win it all – But you do need 2 good RB’s.
Shermtank: 500-1
Why he’ll win it all – Peyton is still Peyton
Why he won’t win it all – But he’s no Eli?
Propoganda: 1000-1
Why he’ll win it all – Because everyone has a chance.
Why he won’t win it all – He lives in Russia.
Blade Brown: Not accepting bets
Why he’ll win it all – Hahahahahahahahahaha
Why he won’t win it all – Decimals……………
Quote of the week:
“Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you’re still amongst them stars.”
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