of fantasy manager everyone is. With that in mind, it’s time to ask those important questions for each team in the
upcoming season.
Jason Sherman – Was last year a fluke or will he finish in second place again? With the #1 pick and an average
group of keepers, Jason could make a comeback and be competitive again until the next keeper cycle. But I’d find it
much more enjoyable to have to see him fight the urge to jump off the ledge again.
Rich Kiss – He mortgaged last year for the future by resting all his hopes on Eli Manning and Cadillac Williams. Will
they pan out for him while he still gets to keep them for two more years?
Marc Epstein – Every even year (ok, so there was only one), but every even year so far, Marc has fielded a
competitive team. Every odd year (aha, there were two), Marc is competing for the toilet bowl. Will this pattern
continue or is Marc simply too consumed with commissioner duties to ever be truly competitive? (btw, that’s just a nice
way of asking does Marc suck).
Josh Lukin – Will trash talking and putting his faith in his new adopted team (the Ravens), come back to haunt him?
Will he regret trading away Larry Fitzgerald?
Parker Deay – Will he ever live up to the hype? Everyone swears by his managing abilities and he even came in third
place in a league wide vote for best manager last year. Yet he is now lottery bound for two years in a row and enters
the 2006 season WR heavy, but weak at RB (regardless of who he takes in the draft).
Jay Cantor – Is his team as good looking as he thinks he is or was he a product of having the best fantasy player on
his team for three year? With those options as keepers, he has a very uphill battle to be champion again. This year
will truly be a test. (Seriously, who has a worse roster to work with going into the 2006 season, Jay Cantor or the
Knicks?)
Jarrett Blass – Will he or won’t he keep Carson Palmer? The knee injury put a huge doubt in Jarrett’s mind. Palmer
was on track to be a player who was a definite keeper in the same tier as Peyton Manning.
Brian Yeung – Am I stuck in mediocrity hell or will I live up to the fantasy genius label some have placed on me
(namely, me)? Is my 2006 team name truly my lucky name? Will anybody ever read what I write???
Nick Serrano – Is he the luckiest man in the league? And no, we aren’t talking about ladies. We all know that’s an
obvious “yes” answer.
Gregg Moore – Will he be the first man to actually pull off a trade even before the draft starts? Will he find a
loophole in the league bylaws and figure out how to trade a future draft pick for a keeper and a player to be named
later?
Scott Watson – What will he do to as a follow up to his near perfect season? If he starts off undefeated again, will he
finish it off in the playoffs or be labeled the Peyton Manning of the ROFFL?
Chris Brockman – How much will he miss Holt and Alexander? Brady and Rudi just don’t have that same ring.
Dave Allocco – Is the “right way” checking your team twice a week? Once on Tuesday to see if you won or lost, and
once on Sunday morning to adjust your lineup? Hey, it got him to the championship final!
Better yet, will he get emotional when he has to hand over the “Toilet Bowl” to Jason Sherman?
Navid Sadri – Will karma catch up to the self-nicknamed “two-time” or will he win again and have to get 24-hour
bodyguards to protect him from the rest of the league?
Brian Yeung is a loser wannabe writer with no actual talent. If you are reading this, you must have no life and should really consider killing yourself. Of
course, feedback is always welcomed. Please send positive feedback to byeung@ROFFL.com. All negative feedback can be forwarded to Marc Epstein.
