Sorry guys. No draft analysis this year. I only got through writing analysis for three of the teams and it wasn’t really that good to be honest with you.
There was nothing insightful or amusing. So due to time constraints, here are random thoughts quick hits for your reading enjoyment.


Rich Kiss: What does the N/A stand for next to Shaun Alexander’s name?

Scott Watson: Fred Taylor – arrested. Scott owns Maurice Jones Drew…the only possible way this could be more of a conspiracy is if Mel Gibson and
Julia Roberts were involved.

Marc Epstein: I don’t care what Scott says, I thought you had a great draft. Definitely top 15.

Dave Allocco: Maybe next year you should just call in.

Nick Serrano: For the record, I am all for auto-drafting again. That was the year we both made the finals. (sniff) I miss the playoffs (tear).

Navid Sadri: I’m on your side man. No time limits. People need to stop complaining.

Jason Sherman: Trick Question: If Parker Deay and a hot, big breasted woman sent you naked photos of themselves…which one would make you the
most excited?

Parker Deay: Good luck on your quest to repeat. But I’m sorry. I do not get excited about the BOOGIE BOTS!!!

Chris Brockman: At this rate, the podcast will be close to fourteen hours long by the end of the regular season.
    Pop Quiz Hot Shot: What will be longer in length? The 2009 draft or week nine’s edition of the ROFFL Podcast?

Jarrett Blass: How do you always manage to put yourself in those situations?

Chris Rosenthall: Stop being so quiet. We all know you are just dying to talk smack.
    “It gets better. Order another round. It’s…about…to go…down.”

Josh Lukin: Can you somehow work out a trade for Tim Hightower, Steve Slaton, Chris Johnson, and Ray Rice.

Jay Cantor: I listened to your podcast interview and noticed several inaccuracies. I’m sorry, but we will have to ban you from all future podcasts.


See I told you it was quick. Good luck everyone. Let’s get this season started.

As Tyrese would say,

“Bring the Rain”