Five Second Recap – You’re Sunday summary just got a whole shit load better looking.
Five Second Stare v. Nose
I’m not joking, I would go gay for Adrian Peterson… and thankfully he’s been the best RB in the league because I’m not sure I have a legitimate #2 on
my squad anymore. Jarrett’s weakness, as we all mentioned draft day, is at wide receiver.
Some history?
Baltimore Tools v. Born to Run My Mouth
All that scoring and no love for Hines Ward might’ve saved Marc’s season. That’s a disappointing loss for Kiss but its encouraging seeing McGahee
nab 12 points in a game the Ravens got blown out. Now, will either of these two stick to their guns and actual compete in their little “Biggest Loser”
competition. I’m not tolerating another year to “wait and see.”
Some history?
Random Thoughts v. Maryland Fighting Blue Crabs
So if I would go gay for Adrian Peterson, would Gregg go gay for Jamal Lewis? Doesn’t have the same ring to it, right? This was a beat down game
with Gregg getting out of the ordinary performances from Jamal Lewis and Julius Jones. B. Yeung’s weak spot appears to wide receiver (and
considering I know he’s not going to write about himself in my column, I thought it was important I mention that).
Some history?
Brock’s Bandits v. Nomads in the Deep
Two things worth mentioning here. I’m going to defend picking Navid over Brock under the impression that the Colts would hold Brady and Moss in
check. I’m a fucking moron. Brock’s getting points from everyone except his two running backs which clearly don’t mean shit in fantasy football. I think
I’m the only one that is rooting for Navid to make it back into the playoffs, class of 2003 represent. Though there’s no way I want that guy in the finals.
I want to be the first guy to hoist the trophy 3 times.
Some history?
BushMaroney’07 v. The Next Google
Consistency is the driving for to Lukin’s team. Palmer, Colston, Jennings, and Bush all went over 20 points before 4:30pm. Watson got some good
production from his RB’s but he’s in straight up must win mode for the rest of the season. Speaking of which, should we be expecting a new column
this week?
Some history?
New Jersey Jacobins v. Shermtanks
The Drew Brees turn around is in full swing and just when I said it’s about time to give up on Vernon Davis, it’s not time to give up on Vernon Davis.
Dave’s team is still struggling with keeper McNabb (kept over Randy Moss) and first round pick Travis Henry struggling mightily.
Some history?
Hungry Horses v. anti-trust
No one has a better RB duo than Parker (I’m sure Brian will mention this in WGLPT). If those two are healthy and can play, Parker might have the
second best team in the league…. When Marvin Harrison gets healthy? Forget about it. Nick’s team is struggling but let’s give this guy a ton of
credit. None of the players he drafted has necessarily panned out and he got great scores in week 9 from savvy pick-ups, Earnest Graham, Justin
Fargas (doh!) and Shaun McDonald.
Some history?
Week 10 Predictions:
Five Second Stare over Born to Run My Mouth
Shermtanks over Baltimore Tools
Random Thoughts over Nose
Fighting Blue Crabs over Brock’s Bandits
BushMaroney’07 over Nomads in the Deep
Hungry Horses over The Next Google
anti-trust over New Jersey Jacobins
Five Second Stare v. Nose
I’m not joking, I would go gay for Adrian Peterson… and thankfully he’s been the best RB in the league because I’m not sure I have a legitimate #2 on
my squad anymore. Jarrett’s weakness, as we all mentioned draft day, is at wide receiver.
Some history?
- I’m now 6 – 0 in week 9
- Historically, Jarrett’s only rough week in the second half of the season is this week (10). Other than that, coming into this season, Jarrett was 16
– 4 in weeks 9, 11 – 13. - Like true best friends, Jarrett and I have split our series, 3 – 3.
Baltimore Tools v. Born to Run My Mouth
All that scoring and no love for Hines Ward might’ve saved Marc’s season. That’s a disappointing loss for Kiss but its encouraging seeing McGahee
nab 12 points in a game the Ravens got blown out. Now, will either of these two stick to their guns and actual compete in their little “Biggest Loser”
competition. I’m not tolerating another year to “wait and see.”
Some history?
- These two chub-a-holics are also dead even at 3-3
- Kiss, quite opposite of me, has never won a game in week 9
- Marc’s been flirting with a .500 career mark all season. Right now, the tally is at 35-35
Random Thoughts v. Maryland Fighting Blue Crabs
So if I would go gay for Adrian Peterson, would Gregg go gay for Jamal Lewis? Doesn’t have the same ring to it, right? This was a beat down game
with Gregg getting out of the ordinary performances from Jamal Lewis and Julius Jones. B. Yeung’s weak spot appears to wide receiver (and
considering I know he’s not going to write about himself in my column, I thought it was important I mention that).
Some history?
- For all the shit I give Gregg about his team, he still has the third best record in the history of our league
- We’re obviously a pretty even league, because this is the third paring that are deadlocked at 3-3 over the 6 year run of the league.
Brock’s Bandits v. Nomads in the Deep
Two things worth mentioning here. I’m going to defend picking Navid over Brock under the impression that the Colts would hold Brady and Moss in
check. I’m a fucking moron. Brock’s getting points from everyone except his two running backs which clearly don’t mean shit in fantasy football. I think
I’m the only one that is rooting for Navid to make it back into the playoffs, class of 2003 represent. Though there’s no way I want that guy in the finals.
I want to be the first guy to hoist the trophy 3 times.
Some history?
- This was the worst loss in Nomads history, 87.84
- Brock is one of two teams that have a winning record against the Nomads (Gregg is the other one).
- Week 9 is the only week in the second half of the year that the Bandit’s have a winning record.
BushMaroney’07 v. The Next Google
Consistency is the driving for to Lukin’s team. Palmer, Colston, Jennings, and Bush all went over 20 points before 4:30pm. Watson got some good
production from his RB’s but he’s in straight up must win mode for the rest of the season. Speaking of which, should we be expecting a new column
this week?
Some history?
- If Watson loses another game he will have his first losing season since 2003
- I really can’t believe it, but Josh has never lost a single game in weeks 1, 5, and 12.
- Lukin kinda owns Watson in this series, with a 5 – 1 advantage
New Jersey Jacobins v. Shermtanks
The Drew Brees turn around is in full swing and just when I said it’s about time to give up on Vernon Davis, it’s not time to give up on Vernon Davis.
Dave’s team is still struggling with keeper McNabb (kept over Randy Moss) and first round pick Travis Henry struggling mightily.
Some history?
- Thought this was interesting, weeks 1 and 10 are the only two weeks that Dave is in the ‘black’ in points. Good luck next week stud.
- Unlucky? Jason only has a .500 record (tied for 8th in league history, with me), yet has the third most points.
Hungry Horses v. anti-trust
No one has a better RB duo than Parker (I’m sure Brian will mention this in WGLPT). If those two are healthy and can play, Parker might have the
second best team in the league…. When Marvin Harrison gets healthy? Forget about it. Nick’s team is struggling but let’s give this guy a ton of
credit. None of the players he drafted has necessarily panned out and he got great scores in week 9 from savvy pick-ups, Earnest Graham, Justin
Fargas (doh!) and Shaun McDonald.
Some history?
- These guys lived together
- I know Marc keeps on saying that Nick’s a second half team, but he has a career .420 winning % in the second half of the season.
- The 68.55 point win is the biggest in Hungry Horses history
Week 10 Predictions:
Five Second Stare over Born to Run My Mouth
Shermtanks over Baltimore Tools
Random Thoughts over Nose
Fighting Blue Crabs over Brock’s Bandits
BushMaroney’07 over Nomads in the Deep
Hungry Horses over The Next Google
anti-trust over New Jersey Jacobins