Commish Recap - Week 10

Seriously depressed. I lost by .3 points. One more catch by Bruce last night and I would have won. One sack by the AZ defense and I would have won.

This is horrible. I'm in 10th place. Of the 14 of us, 6 are 4-6 and I'm in the middle thanks to poitns. I cannot lose again.

Moving on...

I've had a lot of request recently to take a look at the ROFF History Excel document. So I thought rather than give everyone a look at this week’s
upsets (and boy, were their a lot), I would give everyone a look at their teams as they stand historically (both the good, the bad and the ugly).

After 88 weeks of football over 6.77 years... (In alphabetical team name order):

B'Day (Yeung)

Lifetime: 38-50 (.432) Ranking: 12
Lifetime Points: 8,217.21 (Average/Game: 93.38) Rank: 8
Trying to snap a two year playoff absence
Yeung has only has one winning season: 2002 when he went 9-4. He is currently trying to snap a six year streak of losing seasons. He cannot
lose another game this year.
Yeung is 9-9 lifetime against his final three opponents
After the Week 6 loss this year, Yeung still has never beaten Watson

Born To Run My Mouth (Kiss)

Lifetime: 46-42 (.523) Ranking: T-5
Lifetime Points: 8,471.58 (Average/Game: 96.27) Rank: 4
Trying to return to the playoffs again after his 2007 snapped a two year layoff
Kiss remains one of two teams that have never won a playoff game
Kiss is 8-10 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 2-4 lifetime against Brock)

Coffeeon3rd (Lukin)

Lifetime: 52-36 (.591) Ranking: 2
Lifetime Points: 8,565.47 (Average/Game: 97.33) Rank: 3
Trying to continue a two-year playoff appearance streak
Lukin has only had two losing seasons in the ROFFL - 2002 and 2005
After a Week 5 win this year, Lukin continues to be perfect against Epstein, outscoring him 726.55-471.84 (a difference of 254 points)
Lukin is 6-0 in Week 12 games. This year he faces Brock in Week 12
Lukin is also 1-5 in Week 13 games. This year he faces Allocco in Week 13.
Lukin is 9-9 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 4-2 lifetime against Allocco and 2-4 against Brock)

Colt .45 Bandits (Brockman)

Lifetime: 46-42 (.523) Ranking: T-5
Lifetime Points: 8,387.18 (Average/Game: 95.31) Rank: 6
Trying to continue a three-year playoff appearance streak where he has gone 2-3
Brock has only has two losing seasons in the ROFFL - 2002 and 2004. He is 31-18 since 2005 with a WINNING season every year.
Brock is 7-11 in Weeks 11-13
64% of Brock's losses take place in the second half of the season
Brock is 11-7 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 4-2 records against Kiss and Lukin)

Double G (Watson)

Lifetime: 50-38 (.568) Ranking: 3
Lifetime Points: 8,401.57 (Average/Game: 95.47) Rank: 5
Trying to snap a two year playoff absence
While his own 12-1 record from 2005 is no longer an option to break or tie, Watson does have a chance to stand alone with the #2 on the all
time single season record. No team has ever gone 11-2.
Watson’s current points per game average - 107.33 - ranks 19th all time
Watson is 7-11 in Weeks 11-13
Watson is 10-8 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 4-2 records against Deay and Serrano)

fair trade (Serrano)

Lifetime: 35-53 (.398) Ranking: 14
Lifetime Points: 7,789.30 (Average/Game: 88.51) Rank: 14
Trying to snap a two year playoff absence
Allocco's win last weekend and Serrano's loss pushed Nick into last place on the lifetime record list
Serrano remains the only ROFFL franchise to have never had a winning season. He has been 6-7 three separate times
60% of Serrano's wins take place in the second half of the season
Serrano is 6-12 lifetime against his final three opponents. That includes a 1-5 record against Sadri (that win came in 2003)

Fighting Blue Crabs (Rosenthall)

Lifetime: 46-42 (.523) Ranking: T-5
Lifetime Points: 8,190.23 (Average/Game: 93.07) Rank: 9
Trying to continue a three-year playoff appearance streak, but hoping to do better than Gregg who was 0-3 in those appearances
Rosenthall is 11-7 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 4-2 records against Sadri and Watson)
With a win this week, Rosenthall will guarantee at least a tie for rookie season record. Blass has the worst rookie season (5-8) and Cantor has
the best (10-3) on record

Five Second Stare (Cantor)

Lifetime: 42-46 (.477) Ranking: T-7
Lifetime Points: 8,324.60 (Average/Game: 94.60) Rank: 7
Cantor is 41-34 (.547) with 7,556.61 points
Trying to continue a two-year playoff appearance streak, a streak that included his 2006 Championship
Cantor has only has two losing seasons (2002 and 2005). This year will be his third.
Cantor is 9-9 in Weeks 11-17
60% of Cantor's wins take place in the second half of the season. It helps that he's now 7-0 in Week 9 games
Cantor is 10-8 lifetime against his final three opponents (including a 4-2 lifetime record against Deay)

Maryland Tools (Epstein)

Lifetime: 39-49 (.443) Ranking: 10
Lifetime Points: 7,878.65 (Average/Game: 89.53) Rank: 12
Trying to return to the playoffs for a second year in a row. Since the league began, Epstein has only gone to the playoffs on even years. ’08
anyone?
Epstein is 8-10 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 2-4 records against Blass and Sherman)
2007 broke Epstein streak of three 1300+ seasons in a row

New Jersey Jacobins (Allocco)

Lifetime: 36-52 (.409) Ranking: 13
Lifetime Points: 7,854.08 (Average/Game: 89.25) Rank: 13
Trying to snap a two year playoff absence. Allocco has played a playoff game since his 2005 ROFF Bowl loss to Nomads
Allocco is 21-28 since the Cocineros became the Jacobins
Allocco has never won a Week 11 game and has only scored 452 points total over six years
Allocco is 7-11 lifetime against his final three opponents (including 2-4 records against Lukin and Sadri)

Nomads in the Deep (Sadri)

Lifetime: 53-35 (.602) Ranking: 1
Lifetime Points: 8,788.57 (Average/Game: 99.87) Rank: 1
Sadri Lifetime is 46-29 (.613) with 7,829 points
Trying to continue a league leading four year playoff streak, a streak that started with back-to-back ROFF Bowl wins
Sadri’s current points per game average - 107.77 - ranks 17th all time
Sadri is 12-6 in Weeks 11-13
58% of Sadri's wins take place in the second half of the season
Sadri is 11-7 lifetime against his final three opponents. That includes a 5-1 record against Serrano

Nose (Blass)

Lifetime: 44-44 (.500) Ranking: 8
Lifetime Points: 8,176.75 (Average/Game: 92.92) Rank: 10
Blass Lifetime is 31-31 (.500) with 6,364.91 points
Trying to return to the playoffs again after his 2007 snapped a two year layoff
Blass is 12-6 in Weeks 11-13
Blass is 10-8 lifetime against his final three opponents. That includes a 4-2 record against Epstein.

Shermtanks (Sherman)

Lifetime: 47-41 (.534) Ranking: 4
Lifetime Points: 8,679.48 (Average/Game: 98.63) Rank: 2
Trying to return to the playoffs for a second year in a row and his fourth ROFF Bowl
Sherman’s 1,170.44 puts him at 54th on the all-time single season points list. He is 464.42 points behind Lukin’s 2004 team. With three games
to go, he would need 154.81 points per game to pass the record.
Sherman’s current points per game average - 117.04 - ranks 8th all time
Sherman is just 109 points away from Navid's all time total points of 8,788.57
Sherman is 10-8 lifetime against his final three opponents. That includes a 4-2 record against Epstein (not a bad copy and paste from above...
I'm that bad)

Soaring Pigs (Deay)

Lifetime: 42-46 (.477) Ranking: T-9
Lifetime Points: 7,933.18 (Average/Game: 90.15) Rank: 11
Trying to return to the playoffs for a second year in a row. Deay returned last year after a three year absence and went on to win his first ROFF
Bowl
Deay has only had three winning seasons and only one has come within the last four years
Deay is the only team to only have just one season where he averaged more than 100 points. In 2007 he averaged 105.28 points per game
Deay is 6-12 lifetime against his final three opponents. He is 2-4 against Cantor, Epstein and Watson

What does this all mean? Not a damn thing. Good luck to everyone in these last three weeks...

Best of luck to everyone this week.
Swami, 3-4 this week, will have predictions entered by the Saturday night