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New Jersey Jacobins vs
Baltimore Tools
The Tools come marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools
come marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools come
marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools come marching
one by one, and I can’t wait to get a win… oh when the Tools come
marching in…
PICK: TOOLS
Nomads in the Deep vs
Five Second Stare
I would love to give Five the courtesy of breaking down this game,
but with Nomads on a sick six game where he’s averaging 130.28
points per game, it’s hard to not play the odds and pick him. I
mean TO is finally shaping up with Romo, Smith is fully healthy,
Johnson is a monster and Drew Brees looks to be a better pick
than anyone would have guessed. Sorry, but I have to pick
Nomads until they lose… it’s just the smart move
PICK: NOMADS MAKE IT 7 IN A ROW
Canton FC vs
OC Beach Ballers
I hate Damon Huard. Besides giving the Ballers some of the best
games of his life, he has taken the number 1 spot from Green. MY
GREEN! I also hate Wes Welker. He’s not supposed to have the
year he’s had. And the Baltimore D… getting Tennessee this
week!? WHY, I HATE THEM TOO! ARG! With Maroney running
over the Jets and Canton throwing not one, but THREE Ravens at
the Titans, give the edge to Canton.
PICK: CANTON HAS NO ROOM FOR A BEACH
Brock’s Bandits vs
Shermtanks
Jay had a great week last week, while Brock suffered. This week,
look for the Bandits to bounce back with Turner and Fargas at
Running Back… WAIT, WHAT!? Ok, calm down Swami. Let’s look
to the left side of the screen: River, Walker, Tomlinson, Gonzo….
LOVING IT! But there all playing away games. Hmmm… Ah, HECK
– Jason, you earned it: I’m picking you!
PICK: TANKS COME DOWN FROM THE
HIGH, BUT STILL WIN
Baltimore Tools
The Tools come marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools
come marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools come
marching side-by-side HAZAH! HAZAH! The Tools come marching
one by one, and I can’t wait to get a win… oh when the Tools come
marching in…
PICK: TOOLS
Nomads in the Deep vs
Five Second Stare
I would love to give Five the courtesy of breaking down this game,
but with Nomads on a sick six game where he’s averaging 130.28
points per game, it’s hard to not play the odds and pick him. I
mean TO is finally shaping up with Romo, Smith is fully healthy,
Johnson is a monster and Drew Brees looks to be a better pick
than anyone would have guessed. Sorry, but I have to pick
Nomads until they lose… it’s just the smart move
PICK: NOMADS MAKE IT 7 IN A ROW
Canton FC vs
OC Beach Ballers
I hate Damon Huard. Besides giving the Ballers some of the best
games of his life, he has taken the number 1 spot from Green. MY
GREEN! I also hate Wes Welker. He’s not supposed to have the
year he’s had. And the Baltimore D… getting Tennessee this
week!? WHY, I HATE THEM TOO! ARG! With Maroney running
over the Jets and Canton throwing not one, but THREE Ravens at
the Titans, give the edge to Canton.
PICK: CANTON HAS NO ROOM FOR A BEACH
Brock’s Bandits vs
Shermtanks
Jay had a great week last week, while Brock suffered. This week,
look for the Bandits to bounce back with Turner and Fargas at
Running Back… WAIT, WHAT!? Ok, calm down Swami. Let’s look
to the left side of the screen: River, Walker, Tomlinson, Gonzo….
LOVING IT! But there all playing away games. Hmmm… Ah, HECK
– Jason, you earned it: I’m picking you!
PICK: TANKS COME DOWN FROM THE
HIGH, BUT STILL WIN
Born to Run My Mouth vs
Fighting Blue Crabs
In this league, no one can be counted out. And I know I have called
some “do or die” games this year already, but now I’m FO REA.
THIS GAME is a “do or die” situation for both teams. Born really
needs this win for any hopes of the playoffs, and the Crabs need to
prove to us that he can stay in the hunt. Oh, and did I mention, it’s
the ROFF Version of Manning vs Manning? Look for the Crabs to
bounce back behind a recharged and humbled Ocho-Cinco, newly
lit match in Deion Branch, and Ward thoroughly supporting the
Pittsburgh revolution.
PICK: CRABS STAY IN THE HUNT
labor power vs
Dorfman
labor continues to fight against the Toilet Bowl. EMBRACE IT
SERRNO! LOVE IT FOR WHAT IT IS!! Anywho, Serrano has a
good chance to continue his fight with Romo in Arizona, Wayne
against Buff (and looking for the ball after Harrison’s big day last
week) and Dunn\Lundy taking on some less than spectacular D’s.
As for Dorf, he gambles on Garrard again, and should have some
luck against Houston. But as the Dolphin’s go, so does Dorf: If
Miami can prove that they are as good as last week and Chambers
and Brown have big days, then look for Dorf to win. I love the
Phin's, but it aint’ going to happen against KC.
PICK: : labor CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK
Nose vs
Inching Worms
Nose. Worms. Great word. Better together. Like: “Johnny has
worms coming out of his nose!” OR, “I bet your worm can’t smell
through his nose.” Ah, both hilarious. How about this: “Worms don’t
have enough weapons to beat Nose.” Yeah, that one isn’t as
funny. I believe in Kitna, Parker. I believe in Harrison and the
possibility of Fitz’s return. But I worry, buddy, about Addai and
James and the NO D. But Nose, well, Nose knows people. Palmer,
“Greatest Show on Turf” Holt, Boldin, Dillion and Jackson. I believe
in the Big Nose
PICK: NOSE HAS WORMS… FOR DINNER
Fighting Blue Crabs
In this league, no one can be counted out. And I know I have called
some “do or die” games this year already, but now I’m FO REA.
THIS GAME is a “do or die” situation for both teams. Born really
needs this win for any hopes of the playoffs, and the Crabs need to
prove to us that he can stay in the hunt. Oh, and did I mention, it’s
the ROFF Version of Manning vs Manning? Look for the Crabs to
bounce back behind a recharged and humbled Ocho-Cinco, newly
lit match in Deion Branch, and Ward thoroughly supporting the
Pittsburgh revolution.
PICK: CRABS STAY IN THE HUNT
labor power vs
Dorfman
labor continues to fight against the Toilet Bowl. EMBRACE IT
SERRNO! LOVE IT FOR WHAT IT IS!! Anywho, Serrano has a
good chance to continue his fight with Romo in Arizona, Wayne
against Buff (and looking for the ball after Harrison’s big day last
week) and Dunn\Lundy taking on some less than spectacular D’s.
As for Dorf, he gambles on Garrard again, and should have some
luck against Houston. But as the Dolphin’s go, so does Dorf: If
Miami can prove that they are as good as last week and Chambers
and Brown have big days, then look for Dorf to win. I love the
Phin's, but it aint’ going to happen against KC.
PICK: : labor CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK
Nose vs
Inching Worms
Nose. Worms. Great word. Better together. Like: “Johnny has
worms coming out of his nose!” OR, “I bet your worm can’t smell
through his nose.” Ah, both hilarious. How about this: “Worms don’t
have enough weapons to beat Nose.” Yeah, that one isn’t as
funny. I believe in Kitna, Parker. I believe in Harrison and the
possibility of Fitz’s return. But I worry, buddy, about Addai and
James and the NO D. But Nose, well, Nose knows people. Palmer,
“Greatest Show on Turf” Holt, Boldin, Dillion and Jackson. I believe
in the Big Nose
PICK: NOSE HAS WORMS… FOR DINNER