TanksTrends_2006

In the past two weeks, I have averaged nearly 176 points per
week. The inevitable question is: have I peaked too early? This
is the source of my anxiety. I really am a bit nervous as we enter
the home stretch, especially with Tony G. (fuck you, Simmons) on
the shelf for 2-3. But, if you have your abacus handy, you’ll know
that means he would be back for the fantasy playoffs. Oh, and I
am still guaranteeing a win against FN in Week 12. Someone has
to beat him.

With apologies to Jennifer Allocco, Kendall Deay, Courtney
Moore, and Vince Serrano (I hope I got all of those names
correct), I would like to announce that we have a new contender
in the race for Hottest ROFFL Sibling. If this name isn’t meant for
porno, I don’t know what is. Brock, you download any of her
material yet?

Besides producing 80.11 (!!!) points for the Shermtanks last week
(wow…seriously) this game included 976 yards of total offense,
745 passing yards, 2 QBs over 330 yards, 6 rushing TDs, and one
receiver who blew up for 11 catches and 260 yards. Wow.

I know I haven’t made a secret recently over my love for this
proud Asian man with the smokin’ girlfriend (sorry Bri, its
true…something broke your way), but I would like to reiterate in
this public space that this man is integral to the ROFFL. Go
ahead, look up “integral”. He is the most intelligent ROFFL
member (apologies to Nick, Parker, and me), the most dedicated
owner, the most detailed writer, and the most underappreciated
person we have. Brian, I do want to thank you for your
contributions to this league, and I implore you, IMPLORE YOU, to
keep writing. Because you can’t spell ROFFL without B-R-I-A-N-Y-
E-U-N-G.

Thank you, Mr. Allocco, for providing the most hilarious lighting
rod for smack-talk-based hilarity this season.

I know you are all wondering…but as of today, I am in 4th place,
and riding high behind Bron-Bron, Zachy-poo, Deron “most
improved player” Williams, the Triple Double Kidd, and my
Golden State twins, Baron Davis and J-Rich. Go Tanks!