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Lucky week.
Does this rotation scare you: Orlando Hernandez, Tom Glavine,
Steve Trachsel, John Maine? Me neither. See ya next year,
Pedro.
Two players who I wanted to pick up before they were actually
picked up. Why didn’t I add them? I mistakenly thought they
were already on a roster. Fuck you both.
We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you
so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I
miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all
gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment
together.
Oh boy. I’m really sorry dude. In advance, you know. Whew. I
hope you aren’t embarrassed easily.
When the fuck am I going to put a decent article together??
Does this rotation scare you: Orlando Hernandez, Tom Glavine,
Steve Trachsel, John Maine? Me neither. See ya next year,
Pedro.
Two players who I wanted to pick up before they were actually
picked up. Why didn’t I add them? I mistakenly thought they
were already on a roster. Fuck you both.
We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you
so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I
miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all
gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment
together.
Oh boy. I’m really sorry dude. In advance, you know. Whew. I
hope you aren’t embarrassed easily.
When the fuck am I going to put a decent article together??
Coming off a very encouraging loss, I feel good after the first
three weeks. I still have bye week issues to deal with, but with
Jay and Scott on deck in the next two weeks, I’m not even sure I’
ll need all 9 starting roster spots.
By continually putting your namesake video game on the market
every year, you are providing some sense of predictability in an
otherwise unpredictable universe of Fantasy Football.
You boys played your hearts out. Combined, you completed 24
passes for 261 yards, you ran for 9 yards, and received 7 passed
for 125 yards and 2 TDs. A valiant effort. And you would have
beated EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THIS LEAGUE if you weren’t
playing Epstein on his luckiest week. Your efforts do not go
unnoticed. You will receive championship shares.
Thanks to Ross Stores, I get an all-expenses-paid trip to visit
Parker in LA next week. Oh yeah, and I have to see a bunch of
stores and vendors in between. I can’t wait to see which color
shower bucket P-Diddy uses in Cali.
“Parker’s in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat,
The state where he never leaves the dance floor empty,
And he be on a mission for them greens,
Lean mean American Dad-makin’ machine servin’ fiends.”
Javon Walker: 3 receptions, 130 yards, 2 TDs. Willie Parker: 133
yards rushing, 2 TDs. Glad I didn’t keep Kevin Jones and Cedric
Benson (which I WAS considering at one point).
CY. YOUNG. CY. YOUNG. Say it with me. CY YOUNG.
three weeks. I still have bye week issues to deal with, but with
Jay and Scott on deck in the next two weeks, I’m not even sure I’
ll need all 9 starting roster spots.
By continually putting your namesake video game on the market
every year, you are providing some sense of predictability in an
otherwise unpredictable universe of Fantasy Football.
You boys played your hearts out. Combined, you completed 24
passes for 261 yards, you ran for 9 yards, and received 7 passed
for 125 yards and 2 TDs. A valiant effort. And you would have
beated EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THIS LEAGUE if you weren’t
playing Epstein on his luckiest week. Your efforts do not go
unnoticed. You will receive championship shares.
Thanks to Ross Stores, I get an all-expenses-paid trip to visit
Parker in LA next week. Oh yeah, and I have to see a bunch of
stores and vendors in between. I can’t wait to see which color
shower bucket P-Diddy uses in Cali.
“Parker’s in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat,
The state where he never leaves the dance floor empty,
And he be on a mission for them greens,
Lean mean American Dad-makin’ machine servin’ fiends.”
Javon Walker: 3 receptions, 130 yards, 2 TDs. Willie Parker: 133
yards rushing, 2 TDs. Glad I didn’t keep Kevin Jones and Cedric
Benson (which I WAS considering at one point).
CY. YOUNG. CY. YOUNG. Say it with me. CY YOUNG.