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Fucking Navid.
Sorry, man. Trust me, in 4 months, we’re going to be laughing
about this over tits and beer at Mardi Gras. Have I mentioned
that I’m going?
You really fucked up my team this week. Only 3.6 points? Come
on!! Look at what the other guys on your fantasy team did!!
Sometimes those fuckers in customer service need to be taught
what the meaning of “customer service” is. I would go into
detail, but I want to keep my blood vessels intact.
Well, after a week, I’m in the middle of the pack and feeling a bit
nervous. Sure, Bron Bron is doing is thang (not his thing, his
thang), Kidd is a triple double machine, but my frontcourt is
lacking without Pau Gasol-ine in there, and Joel
Pryzisasdfjoiagkasfbilla looking like a white guy playing ball.
Andrew Bynum is looking like a good addition, but I need some
mustard in the frontcourt. Brian – we might have to make that
trade after all…
Sub 3 hour marathon time? Fuck you. Try winning a bike race or
something. Betcha can’t do that.
Now that he’s not a member of the Shermtanks, I gotta admit – he’
s kind of annoying. Sure, he’s probably one of the top 5 or 10
quarterbacks to ever play, but he’s just irritating. I’m sure Brock
would agree with me. Then again, Tom Brady isn’t much better.
Shitty article, but good fantasy week. I’ll take that.
Sorry, man. Trust me, in 4 months, we’re going to be laughing
about this over tits and beer at Mardi Gras. Have I mentioned
that I’m going?
You really fucked up my team this week. Only 3.6 points? Come
on!! Look at what the other guys on your fantasy team did!!
Sometimes those fuckers in customer service need to be taught
what the meaning of “customer service” is. I would go into
detail, but I want to keep my blood vessels intact.
Well, after a week, I’m in the middle of the pack and feeling a bit
nervous. Sure, Bron Bron is doing is thang (not his thing, his
thang), Kidd is a triple double machine, but my frontcourt is
lacking without Pau Gasol-ine in there, and Joel
Pryzisasdfjoiagkasfbilla looking like a white guy playing ball.
Andrew Bynum is looking like a good addition, but I need some
mustard in the frontcourt. Brian – we might have to make that
trade after all…
Sub 3 hour marathon time? Fuck you. Try winning a bike race or
something. Betcha can’t do that.
Now that he’s not a member of the Shermtanks, I gotta admit – he’
s kind of annoying. Sure, he’s probably one of the top 5 or 10
quarterbacks to ever play, but he’s just irritating. I’m sure Brock
would agree with me. Then again, Tom Brady isn’t much better.
Shitty article, but good fantasy week. I’ll take that.
Entering Monday night, I have scored the most points in a single
week this season. With an average night from the Seattle
defense on Monday, I will eclipse the single greatest week in
ROFFL history, notched by Rich Kiss – my opponent this week.
And with an outstanding night from Seattle, I can be the first
team in ROFFL history to surpass 200 points in a single week.
Have I mentioned how much I love our scoring system?
Happy First Anniversary! Gregg, congratulations on Karen
managing to put up with you in your first year of marriage. Karen,
congratulations on maintaining your raging nightlife without
Gregg knowing. I promise, your secret is safe with me.
At one point or another this season, we have witnessed strong
performances from the following superstars: Kyle Boller, Tony
Romo, Sage Rosenfels, Damon Huard, Joey Harrington, Bruce
Gradkowski, Vince Young, David Garrard, Charlie Batch, Andrew
Walter, Seneca Wallace, and Matt Leinart. And is it just me, or do
most of these names look like they should be on the back cover
of a porno? I mean, come on…Tony Romo? Charlie Batch?
I have to admit, I was watching Marc’s matchup against Fucking
Navid (his new name) more intently than I was watching my own
on Sunday. All week, I had been spouting to Marcus how
important it was for him to defeat F.N. to give the rest of this
league some hope that he can be stopped. As I watched Chester
Taylor do everything he could to pull out a win for the Commish, I
felt like throwing up. Marc – great effort. F.N. can be beat. And I
will. In Week 12. Book it.
I know Brian mentioned this in his article, but I feel I should
mention it again. How many fantasy players out there do you
think can brag about having LaDanian Tomlinson and LeBron
James on their teams? How many people got the first overall
pick in both sports? I have absolutely nothing to show for it yet,
but I felt to mention this.
Despite a lackluster record, Nick has managed to remake his
team through a couple of shrewd moves (Yazu) and strong free
agent acquisitions. First, back in September, Nick traded a
couple of CFL receivers to Brian Yeung for Kevin Jones. Then
last week, Nick managed to parlay Jones into Reggie Wayne, a
legitimate top 10 receiver in the NFL. He complimented that with
acquisitions of Wali Lundy and Tony Romo, and poof – you have a
legitimate ROFFL starting lineup. Now…about that last-place
record…
Have I mentioned that we’re going? Brian? Get your ticket yet?
Brock? What the hell are you waiting for?
week this season. With an average night from the Seattle
defense on Monday, I will eclipse the single greatest week in
ROFFL history, notched by Rich Kiss – my opponent this week.
And with an outstanding night from Seattle, I can be the first
team in ROFFL history to surpass 200 points in a single week.
Have I mentioned how much I love our scoring system?
Happy First Anniversary! Gregg, congratulations on Karen
managing to put up with you in your first year of marriage. Karen,
congratulations on maintaining your raging nightlife without
Gregg knowing. I promise, your secret is safe with me.
At one point or another this season, we have witnessed strong
performances from the following superstars: Kyle Boller, Tony
Romo, Sage Rosenfels, Damon Huard, Joey Harrington, Bruce
Gradkowski, Vince Young, David Garrard, Charlie Batch, Andrew
Walter, Seneca Wallace, and Matt Leinart. And is it just me, or do
most of these names look like they should be on the back cover
of a porno? I mean, come on…Tony Romo? Charlie Batch?
I have to admit, I was watching Marc’s matchup against Fucking
Navid (his new name) more intently than I was watching my own
on Sunday. All week, I had been spouting to Marcus how
important it was for him to defeat F.N. to give the rest of this
league some hope that he can be stopped. As I watched Chester
Taylor do everything he could to pull out a win for the Commish, I
felt like throwing up. Marc – great effort. F.N. can be beat. And I
will. In Week 12. Book it.
I know Brian mentioned this in his article, but I feel I should
mention it again. How many fantasy players out there do you
think can brag about having LaDanian Tomlinson and LeBron
James on their teams? How many people got the first overall
pick in both sports? I have absolutely nothing to show for it yet,
but I felt to mention this.
Despite a lackluster record, Nick has managed to remake his
team through a couple of shrewd moves (Yazu) and strong free
agent acquisitions. First, back in September, Nick traded a
couple of CFL receivers to Brian Yeung for Kevin Jones. Then
last week, Nick managed to parlay Jones into Reggie Wayne, a
legitimate top 10 receiver in the NFL. He complimented that with
acquisitions of Wali Lundy and Tony Romo, and poof – you have a
legitimate ROFFL starting lineup. Now…about that last-place
record…
Have I mentioned that we’re going? Brian? Get your ticket yet?
Brock? What the hell are you waiting for?