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HANDSOME
BROCK'S BANDITS
Um, that Randy Moss pick might've been a good idea. Brady to Moss has been great and have carried an fairly stacked team. There are two causes
of concern on Brock's team. One is the third WR slot. It looks like he's going back to Anthony Gonzales this week as Arnaz Battle was a bust last
week. The second is the double edge sword of Brady to Moss. I think it was 2004 that Brock had a great team anchored by Bulger and Holt. But in
the playoffs, it only takes one bad week by a QB/WR combo to get eliminated in the ROFF.
HOT
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
I know Rich lost but I am really on the BTRMM bandwagon right now. He'll learn to love me. Romo turned out to be a better pick than both Cutler and
Rivers. McGahee looked good this week, Chicago's defense was worth the high pick, TJ was the right keeper and Alexander is playing consistent.
Despite the 1-1 record, I'm going to re-confirm what I wrote in the draft book. Mark my words, "Rich Kiss will be the first Orangemen to win the trophy
in 2007.
SEXY
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
My assessment on Gregg's draft proves that I haven't a clue what the hell I'm talking about. Jamal Lewis had a freak week (not sure if that'll be
consistent) and the team is carried by Manning, Owens, and Johnson. Those three guys are the key. But credit the Benjamin Watson pick and the
where with all to start Isaac Bruce in week 2. I'm still not sure what I think of Gregg's team. Was Jamal Lewis a flash in the pan or is he back? Chad
Johnson can't play that well every week right? Isaac Bruce won't catch 11 balls in a game again. But you can't deny hjs 2-0 record and large point
total.
GOOD-LOOKING
NOSE
The running backs… it's like an F'n broken record when it comes to JB. Marshawn Lynch was mediocre in week two and Jerious Norwood is simply not
a starter yet. I think we'll start seeing LenDale White in the Nose's starting line up. LenDale, unbelievably, could be the key to Jarrett's team. No one
can argue that Steve Smith was the correct pick for Jarrett and his WR's will continue to carry him. If Steve Smith slips one week in the playoffs though
Jarrett could be fucked.
CUTE
BUSHMARONEY'07
I'm not too sure how much we can read into Lukin's very impressive week two. Carson Palmer is a stud, but I don't think he'll put up 50 points again (or
at least not until they play the Browns again). The obvious problem with BushMaroney'07 is the Bush and Maroney part. Both have been subpar and
Josh has to hope it's not a 13 week trend.
ATTRACTIVE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
There's only so long you can keep a good man down. Navid, based on random midnight text messages I might've received, was not happy with his
placement in the good looking rankings last week. I'm sure he'll be a bit more pleased (if not satisfied) this week. I have to admit that I'm surprised
Marc Bulger rode the bench in week 2, but Navid good bounce back performances from Gore, my man-crush Braylon, and Javon Walker. Watch
Ahman Green play a big role as the season progresses and Mike Furrey (my mistake) seeing more time in the starting line up. If Larry Johnson can
start to play half-way decent this season, Navid has to once again reach favorite status in the league.
DECENT
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
I actually like Dave's team more than this Decent ranking. However, when I read that Andre Johnson is going to miss time, it poses a problem for the
Dirty Jers'. AJ has clearly been Dave's best player and he cannot afford to lose him. You have to be impressed with Todd Heap, Marion Barber III and
I assume Travis Henry will find the end zone any week now. The problem, other than his Defense and kicker is with Donovan McNabb. Does it make
more sense to John Kitna this week at Philly? Or McNabb at home against Detriot? It could be the difference between the L or the W.
EH
HUNGRY HORSES
Good job this week PK. I've liked Parker's team since the draft and even though I was the casualty, it was nice to see the big guy land in the W
column. The Horses were straight up consistent this week with solid numbers by Harrison, Addai, Westbrook, Cutler and Branch. This always poses a
bit of a problem as Parker doesn't really have that homerun threat. Not even Addai is going to score 3 TD's with Manning spreading the ball around
so much. Now word on the street is that Westbrook just had an MRI. If Westbrook's injury is significant, Parker might be fucked. If Westbrook is
healthy, I really like PK's chances.
NOT INTERESTED
FIVE SECOND STARE
It's weeks like week 2 that make me wish I cared more about drafting Chicago's defense. There were some encouraging things though, including
LaMont Jordan's 150 yards (even though it was on my bench), the play of my wide receivers, and Adrian Peterson's receptions. I'm not totally sure
what the future of my team is. I think I have enough talent to be a playoff team but I won't know anything until my RB situation gets worked out. When
will I give up on Cedric Benson?
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
THE NEXT GOOGLE
Scott got the ugly win this week with -2 from his Defense and 30+ from his QB. The real cause for concern for Scott is with Maurice Jones-Drew. MJD
has been awful and Portis has only been decent. He'll need better production from those two guys to help carry his team. He has three decent WR's
(Moss, Welker, and Coles) but nothing fantastic so if Scott's going to make the playoffs I think it's going to be with the help of some savvy waiver
moves. Then again, I thought Gregg's draft sucked and he's been kicking everyone's ass.
NOT GOOD LOOKING
BALTIMORE TOOLS
Does everyone still think it was a good idea to keep Evans over Portis? I'm not saying that Evans won't turn his season around. On the contrary, I
think he'll be just fine. But there's no denying Marc's RB situation has been killing him. Deuce and Thomas Jones have been dreadful and Tony
Gonzalez and Donte Stallworth has been relatively transparent. There's no doubt the Tools can turn their season around, but it's going to have to
start soon…. and it's going to have to start at the RB position.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Brian has just been a victim of bad luck. No one would've thought Steven Jackson would get off to this bad of a start. Calvin Johnson has worked out
well but that's been the only silver lining so far for B. Yeung. I think Rivers will get better with Norv Turner and SJax will clearly turn it around. But, he'll
need a 180 from Ronnie Brown and Reggie Brown before he becomes a legitimate threat. That said, he's playing me this week, so I'm sure he's due
for a huge victory. Good luck this week brosef.
IF I WAS BLIND
ANTI-TRUST
Nick's in much better shape now that Carnell Williams is healthy and Vince Young put up respectable fantasy numbers. The problems are his subpar
WR's. Nick's starting 3 wideouts performed on par with guys like Joey Galloway this week, and worse than guys like Steve Smith. Of course you can
assume Reggie Wayne will bounce back, but Jackson and Berrian might not be worth starting if they keep these disappointing starts up. If Nick can
work out his WR problem and get Brandon Jacobs back, his team could make some serious noise.
GROSS
SHERMTANKS
A rough start for the Shermtanks (II) but I don't think it's over yet. He's last on the list because of his point total but you have to assume that LDT will
resurge by week 4. Brees had a much better second half against the Bucs and Willie Parker looked real good against the Bills. The problem, other
than Tomlinson, has been the disappointments. Jason has been unlucky. When did Fitzgerald become a bum? Vernon Davis was supposed to be a
beast, right? I thought Mare was going to be a machine in New Orleans. Carolina's D is overrated, but it never sucked this bad, no? I think Jason
might be a victim of some bad luck. If that luck swings the opposite direction, Tanks (II) team might be ready to go on a run.
BROCK'S BANDITS
Um, that Randy Moss pick might've been a good idea. Brady to Moss has been great and have carried an fairly stacked team. There are two causes
of concern on Brock's team. One is the third WR slot. It looks like he's going back to Anthony Gonzales this week as Arnaz Battle was a bust last
week. The second is the double edge sword of Brady to Moss. I think it was 2004 that Brock had a great team anchored by Bulger and Holt. But in
the playoffs, it only takes one bad week by a QB/WR combo to get eliminated in the ROFF.
HOT
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
I know Rich lost but I am really on the BTRMM bandwagon right now. He'll learn to love me. Romo turned out to be a better pick than both Cutler and
Rivers. McGahee looked good this week, Chicago's defense was worth the high pick, TJ was the right keeper and Alexander is playing consistent.
Despite the 1-1 record, I'm going to re-confirm what I wrote in the draft book. Mark my words, "Rich Kiss will be the first Orangemen to win the trophy
in 2007.
SEXY
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
My assessment on Gregg's draft proves that I haven't a clue what the hell I'm talking about. Jamal Lewis had a freak week (not sure if that'll be
consistent) and the team is carried by Manning, Owens, and Johnson. Those three guys are the key. But credit the Benjamin Watson pick and the
where with all to start Isaac Bruce in week 2. I'm still not sure what I think of Gregg's team. Was Jamal Lewis a flash in the pan or is he back? Chad
Johnson can't play that well every week right? Isaac Bruce won't catch 11 balls in a game again. But you can't deny hjs 2-0 record and large point
total.
GOOD-LOOKING
NOSE
The running backs… it's like an F'n broken record when it comes to JB. Marshawn Lynch was mediocre in week two and Jerious Norwood is simply not
a starter yet. I think we'll start seeing LenDale White in the Nose's starting line up. LenDale, unbelievably, could be the key to Jarrett's team. No one
can argue that Steve Smith was the correct pick for Jarrett and his WR's will continue to carry him. If Steve Smith slips one week in the playoffs though
Jarrett could be fucked.
CUTE
BUSHMARONEY'07
I'm not too sure how much we can read into Lukin's very impressive week two. Carson Palmer is a stud, but I don't think he'll put up 50 points again (or
at least not until they play the Browns again). The obvious problem with BushMaroney'07 is the Bush and Maroney part. Both have been subpar and
Josh has to hope it's not a 13 week trend.
ATTRACTIVE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
There's only so long you can keep a good man down. Navid, based on random midnight text messages I might've received, was not happy with his
placement in the good looking rankings last week. I'm sure he'll be a bit more pleased (if not satisfied) this week. I have to admit that I'm surprised
Marc Bulger rode the bench in week 2, but Navid good bounce back performances from Gore, my man-crush Braylon, and Javon Walker. Watch
Ahman Green play a big role as the season progresses and Mike Furrey (my mistake) seeing more time in the starting line up. If Larry Johnson can
start to play half-way decent this season, Navid has to once again reach favorite status in the league.
DECENT
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
I actually like Dave's team more than this Decent ranking. However, when I read that Andre Johnson is going to miss time, it poses a problem for the
Dirty Jers'. AJ has clearly been Dave's best player and he cannot afford to lose him. You have to be impressed with Todd Heap, Marion Barber III and
I assume Travis Henry will find the end zone any week now. The problem, other than his Defense and kicker is with Donovan McNabb. Does it make
more sense to John Kitna this week at Philly? Or McNabb at home against Detriot? It could be the difference between the L or the W.
EH
HUNGRY HORSES
Good job this week PK. I've liked Parker's team since the draft and even though I was the casualty, it was nice to see the big guy land in the W
column. The Horses were straight up consistent this week with solid numbers by Harrison, Addai, Westbrook, Cutler and Branch. This always poses a
bit of a problem as Parker doesn't really have that homerun threat. Not even Addai is going to score 3 TD's with Manning spreading the ball around
so much. Now word on the street is that Westbrook just had an MRI. If Westbrook's injury is significant, Parker might be fucked. If Westbrook is
healthy, I really like PK's chances.
NOT INTERESTED
FIVE SECOND STARE
It's weeks like week 2 that make me wish I cared more about drafting Chicago's defense. There were some encouraging things though, including
LaMont Jordan's 150 yards (even though it was on my bench), the play of my wide receivers, and Adrian Peterson's receptions. I'm not totally sure
what the future of my team is. I think I have enough talent to be a playoff team but I won't know anything until my RB situation gets worked out. When
will I give up on Cedric Benson?
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
THE NEXT GOOGLE
Scott got the ugly win this week with -2 from his Defense and 30+ from his QB. The real cause for concern for Scott is with Maurice Jones-Drew. MJD
has been awful and Portis has only been decent. He'll need better production from those two guys to help carry his team. He has three decent WR's
(Moss, Welker, and Coles) but nothing fantastic so if Scott's going to make the playoffs I think it's going to be with the help of some savvy waiver
moves. Then again, I thought Gregg's draft sucked and he's been kicking everyone's ass.
NOT GOOD LOOKING
BALTIMORE TOOLS
Does everyone still think it was a good idea to keep Evans over Portis? I'm not saying that Evans won't turn his season around. On the contrary, I
think he'll be just fine. But there's no denying Marc's RB situation has been killing him. Deuce and Thomas Jones have been dreadful and Tony
Gonzalez and Donte Stallworth has been relatively transparent. There's no doubt the Tools can turn their season around, but it's going to have to
start soon…. and it's going to have to start at the RB position.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Brian has just been a victim of bad luck. No one would've thought Steven Jackson would get off to this bad of a start. Calvin Johnson has worked out
well but that's been the only silver lining so far for B. Yeung. I think Rivers will get better with Norv Turner and SJax will clearly turn it around. But, he'll
need a 180 from Ronnie Brown and Reggie Brown before he becomes a legitimate threat. That said, he's playing me this week, so I'm sure he's due
for a huge victory. Good luck this week brosef.
IF I WAS BLIND
ANTI-TRUST
Nick's in much better shape now that Carnell Williams is healthy and Vince Young put up respectable fantasy numbers. The problems are his subpar
WR's. Nick's starting 3 wideouts performed on par with guys like Joey Galloway this week, and worse than guys like Steve Smith. Of course you can
assume Reggie Wayne will bounce back, but Jackson and Berrian might not be worth starting if they keep these disappointing starts up. If Nick can
work out his WR problem and get Brandon Jacobs back, his team could make some serious noise.
GROSS
SHERMTANKS
A rough start for the Shermtanks (II) but I don't think it's over yet. He's last on the list because of his point total but you have to assume that LDT will
resurge by week 4. Brees had a much better second half against the Bucs and Willie Parker looked real good against the Bills. The problem, other
than Tomlinson, has been the disappointments. Jason has been unlucky. When did Fitzgerald become a bum? Vernon Davis was supposed to be a
beast, right? I thought Mare was going to be a machine in New Orleans. Carolina's D is overrated, but it never sucked this bad, no? I think Jason
might be a victim of some bad luck. If that luck swings the opposite direction, Tanks (II) team might be ready to go on a run.
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