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HANDSOME
BROCK'S BANDITS
A crack in the armor? It was the first time all season Brady didn't look for Moss and it was the first time Brock lost this season. This of course could
lead to Brock's demise come playoff time. The third wide receiver is still spotty and Kenton Keith will not be starting forever. So long as Brady and
Moss continue to light it up (and they will this week, fo' sho) Brock's just fine. Who's the luck son of a bee-yotch that plays Brock on New England's
bye?
HOT
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
The feel good story of the year just keeps on winning. In a week where Romo threw 5 INT's and Alexander ran for 25 yards Kiss improved his record
to 4-1. But, Kiss has good news on the horizon. TJ is back from bye, Ward is back from injury and Rhodes is back from suspension so a 4-1 team just
got even better. He might not have as much flare as B-Rock's team, but Kiss's might be the most balanced from top to bottom. The keys are Romo's
continued success and Alexander's ability (or inability) to run the ball.
SEXY
BUSHMARNOEY '07
I think Lukin's team could be scary good if his running backs ever stayed healthy or consistent. Mason might lead the league in receptions and
Jennings has been playing better than Driver. Campbell and Palmer give Lukin two viable QB's to work with (and possible trade bait?). Colston has
been bust-city, but his team now resides on his namesake. If those two running backs can get on the field every week Lukin might be the first
Orangemen to take home my trophy.
GOOD-LOOKING
RANDOM THOUGHTS
I think Brian's team is the fastest on the rise. To think, he was this close to NOT keeping Ronnie Brown. Now Brown is clearly his savior and Witten
has been fantastic as well. Rivers inconsistency could hurt B. Yeung but Brian has taken advantage of the free agents (as per usual) and his team is
absolutely dangerous. His Achilles heel is probably the 2nd RB position. Selvin Young might really work out but he's risky and DeShaun Foster has
once again failed to meet expectations. To be honest though, I'm glad I already played him this year.
CUTE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
Just when we thought we were rid of this kid Navid is the only person in the league not sharing his record with anyone else. He's in a good position,
but not a great one. His running backs have been awful and his best players have been playing on the Cleveland Browns. Patrick Crayton was an
absolute stud pick up on the waiver wire. If some of his key players start healing (Bulger, Walker, Jones, Green) the Nomads will gain a ton of depth
and put his team in a good position come playoff time… and we all know Navid's record in the playoffs. No one has more wins and only one other
ROFF member has a better winning %… can you guess who it is?
ATTRACTIVE
HUNGRY HORSES
Once again, Parker cannot get the right QB. Jay Cutler is approaching bust status and Parker's injuries are starting to pile up. Addai, Westbrook, and
Harrison were killers and this week Addai and Harrison are on bye (though Westbrook has a great match up against the Jets). PK's team has to get
healthy and fast because week 5's performance was pretty bad. Health is the obvious key to the Horses at this point.
DECENT
ANTI-TRUST
I am really starting to enjoy Nick's team. Earnest Graham gets a bump up with Michael Pittman done for 2 months and Brandon Jacobs was awesome
in his first game back. I think Schaub will continue to impress and get better in a couple of weeks with Andre Johnson coming back and Gates is a
beast. I think a lot of the team depends on the sleeper status of Vincent Jackson. If he's a bust, I don't think Nick's got the man power to win it all. If
he's a sleeper, Nick's team is dangerous. As of right now, I haven't a clue if Jackson is a sleeper or a bust.
EH
FIVE SECOND STARE
Just when I thought I had a good team I go and lost two in a row. LaMont is now doubtful for week 6 and I gotta plug in Derrick Ward at the Falcons on
Monday night. It's early, but the Tony Gonzalez trade has worked well for me (despite being 0-2 with him), he's putting up points. I like my QB's, my K,
my TE, Adrian Peterson, and Plaxico but LaMont is a question mark and Driver has only been decent while Galloway has been pretty bad. I need
more consistency throughout to compete with the 4-1 big boys.
NOT INTERESTED
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
Dave's getting hit a little bit with bye's this week and now he has to worry about Travis Henry's legal situation but I still like his team. The Bowe pick up
has been good and the Leonard pick worked out in week 5. Marion Barber III is clearly the better RB in Dallas and Donovan McNabb has a great
match up this week against the Jets. Darrell Jackson has been a bit of a bust but the Jacobins will get a huge upgrade in that area next week with the
return of Andre Johnson.
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
THE NEXT GOOGLE
No, I will not switch out my guys so you don't have to wait till Monday. I'm kind of a dick that way. Good luck this week Scotty Watts. Scott Watson lost
a close one last week but finally got the return of Mo-Jo. And with Fred Taylor possibly out this week for the Jags, I might be a little fucked. I love
Welker this week at the Cowboys with all the attention on T.O. and Moss. I think the downfall of Scott's team turned out to be waiting on a QB.
Delhomme had a great week 1 but then did nothing and then got injured. I like the Jets but I think we're on a Kellen Clemens countdown in NY…. I
don't know how much Chad's got left.
NOT GOOD LOOKING
NOSE
Jarrett's WR's finally got back on track in week 5 and not surprisingly, he got back in the win column. It is automatic, if those three guys perform, it is
extremely difficult to beat JB no matter how bad the rest of his team does. Those three have the potential to out score most teams in our league. Eli
has actually been OK (and a shit load better than Leinart) and Marshawn is on pace for 1200 yards and 10 TD's, not bad. The problems are the
inconsistencies of players like Shockey and his second RB position. I still think LenDale will fill the hole by the end of the year. Hopefully for JB, it
won't be too late.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
BALTIMORE TOOLS
That was an important W for the commish in week 5. Can I repeat how bad that Trent Green pick was again? No? Yes? Either way, you have to like
the play of Dante` Stallworth in week 5 and for the same reasons I mentioned about Welker, I like Stallworth against Dallas. Benson finally got in the
end zone for Marc and I agree with Brian about Morency, I think he could be starting for the Packers in two weeks and actually getting substantial
play. The fact that Marc has two of the best D's in the league seems to be going under the radar. They've been playing great for him.
IF I WAS BLIND
SHERMTANKS
How is it even possible that the team that has LDT has the lowest amount of points in the league? It literally makes no sense. Parker and LDT still
represent a strong 1-2 punch at RB and I like Marshall and Fitzgerald holding down the WR position. The tight end position has provided almost
nothing for the Tanks (II) and Brees has been awful. I really see no reason to start him over Brian Griese. I'm serious. Try to argue Brees' case?
You can't do it can you? LDT is going to have to save this team, which is completely possible, and it has to happen soon.
GROSS
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
It's easy to put Gregg here because he doesn't read this shit anyway. The truth is, his team is playing like I thought they would when he drafted them.
Manning is completely holding it down, but with Johnson on a bye Gregg's team had no chance. Two of his WR's didn't record a catch, it's like they
didn't even play. Jamal Lewis is probably not playing this week and might lose his starting job and Julius Jones is still the 2nd best RB on his own
team. Also, Denver's D has been terrible. Manning is on a bye this week so Gregg's going to have to hope that T.O. and Chad go out of their minds
this week.
BROCK'S BANDITS
A crack in the armor? It was the first time all season Brady didn't look for Moss and it was the first time Brock lost this season. This of course could
lead to Brock's demise come playoff time. The third wide receiver is still spotty and Kenton Keith will not be starting forever. So long as Brady and
Moss continue to light it up (and they will this week, fo' sho) Brock's just fine. Who's the luck son of a bee-yotch that plays Brock on New England's
bye?
HOT
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
The feel good story of the year just keeps on winning. In a week where Romo threw 5 INT's and Alexander ran for 25 yards Kiss improved his record
to 4-1. But, Kiss has good news on the horizon. TJ is back from bye, Ward is back from injury and Rhodes is back from suspension so a 4-1 team just
got even better. He might not have as much flare as B-Rock's team, but Kiss's might be the most balanced from top to bottom. The keys are Romo's
continued success and Alexander's ability (or inability) to run the ball.
SEXY
BUSHMARNOEY '07
I think Lukin's team could be scary good if his running backs ever stayed healthy or consistent. Mason might lead the league in receptions and
Jennings has been playing better than Driver. Campbell and Palmer give Lukin two viable QB's to work with (and possible trade bait?). Colston has
been bust-city, but his team now resides on his namesake. If those two running backs can get on the field every week Lukin might be the first
Orangemen to take home my trophy.
GOOD-LOOKING
RANDOM THOUGHTS
I think Brian's team is the fastest on the rise. To think, he was this close to NOT keeping Ronnie Brown. Now Brown is clearly his savior and Witten
has been fantastic as well. Rivers inconsistency could hurt B. Yeung but Brian has taken advantage of the free agents (as per usual) and his team is
absolutely dangerous. His Achilles heel is probably the 2nd RB position. Selvin Young might really work out but he's risky and DeShaun Foster has
once again failed to meet expectations. To be honest though, I'm glad I already played him this year.
CUTE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
Just when we thought we were rid of this kid Navid is the only person in the league not sharing his record with anyone else. He's in a good position,
but not a great one. His running backs have been awful and his best players have been playing on the Cleveland Browns. Patrick Crayton was an
absolute stud pick up on the waiver wire. If some of his key players start healing (Bulger, Walker, Jones, Green) the Nomads will gain a ton of depth
and put his team in a good position come playoff time… and we all know Navid's record in the playoffs. No one has more wins and only one other
ROFF member has a better winning %… can you guess who it is?
ATTRACTIVE
HUNGRY HORSES
Once again, Parker cannot get the right QB. Jay Cutler is approaching bust status and Parker's injuries are starting to pile up. Addai, Westbrook, and
Harrison were killers and this week Addai and Harrison are on bye (though Westbrook has a great match up against the Jets). PK's team has to get
healthy and fast because week 5's performance was pretty bad. Health is the obvious key to the Horses at this point.
DECENT
ANTI-TRUST
I am really starting to enjoy Nick's team. Earnest Graham gets a bump up with Michael Pittman done for 2 months and Brandon Jacobs was awesome
in his first game back. I think Schaub will continue to impress and get better in a couple of weeks with Andre Johnson coming back and Gates is a
beast. I think a lot of the team depends on the sleeper status of Vincent Jackson. If he's a bust, I don't think Nick's got the man power to win it all. If
he's a sleeper, Nick's team is dangerous. As of right now, I haven't a clue if Jackson is a sleeper or a bust.
EH
FIVE SECOND STARE
Just when I thought I had a good team I go and lost two in a row. LaMont is now doubtful for week 6 and I gotta plug in Derrick Ward at the Falcons on
Monday night. It's early, but the Tony Gonzalez trade has worked well for me (despite being 0-2 with him), he's putting up points. I like my QB's, my K,
my TE, Adrian Peterson, and Plaxico but LaMont is a question mark and Driver has only been decent while Galloway has been pretty bad. I need
more consistency throughout to compete with the 4-1 big boys.
NOT INTERESTED
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
Dave's getting hit a little bit with bye's this week and now he has to worry about Travis Henry's legal situation but I still like his team. The Bowe pick up
has been good and the Leonard pick worked out in week 5. Marion Barber III is clearly the better RB in Dallas and Donovan McNabb has a great
match up this week against the Jets. Darrell Jackson has been a bit of a bust but the Jacobins will get a huge upgrade in that area next week with the
return of Andre Johnson.
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
THE NEXT GOOGLE
No, I will not switch out my guys so you don't have to wait till Monday. I'm kind of a dick that way. Good luck this week Scotty Watts. Scott Watson lost
a close one last week but finally got the return of Mo-Jo. And with Fred Taylor possibly out this week for the Jags, I might be a little fucked. I love
Welker this week at the Cowboys with all the attention on T.O. and Moss. I think the downfall of Scott's team turned out to be waiting on a QB.
Delhomme had a great week 1 but then did nothing and then got injured. I like the Jets but I think we're on a Kellen Clemens countdown in NY…. I
don't know how much Chad's got left.
NOT GOOD LOOKING
NOSE
Jarrett's WR's finally got back on track in week 5 and not surprisingly, he got back in the win column. It is automatic, if those three guys perform, it is
extremely difficult to beat JB no matter how bad the rest of his team does. Those three have the potential to out score most teams in our league. Eli
has actually been OK (and a shit load better than Leinart) and Marshawn is on pace for 1200 yards and 10 TD's, not bad. The problems are the
inconsistencies of players like Shockey and his second RB position. I still think LenDale will fill the hole by the end of the year. Hopefully for JB, it
won't be too late.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
BALTIMORE TOOLS
That was an important W for the commish in week 5. Can I repeat how bad that Trent Green pick was again? No? Yes? Either way, you have to like
the play of Dante` Stallworth in week 5 and for the same reasons I mentioned about Welker, I like Stallworth against Dallas. Benson finally got in the
end zone for Marc and I agree with Brian about Morency, I think he could be starting for the Packers in two weeks and actually getting substantial
play. The fact that Marc has two of the best D's in the league seems to be going under the radar. They've been playing great for him.
IF I WAS BLIND
SHERMTANKS
How is it even possible that the team that has LDT has the lowest amount of points in the league? It literally makes no sense. Parker and LDT still
represent a strong 1-2 punch at RB and I like Marshall and Fitzgerald holding down the WR position. The tight end position has provided almost
nothing for the Tanks (II) and Brees has been awful. I really see no reason to start him over Brian Griese. I'm serious. Try to argue Brees' case?
You can't do it can you? LDT is going to have to save this team, which is completely possible, and it has to happen soon.
GROSS
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
It's easy to put Gregg here because he doesn't read this shit anyway. The truth is, his team is playing like I thought they would when he drafted them.
Manning is completely holding it down, but with Johnson on a bye Gregg's team had no chance. Two of his WR's didn't record a catch, it's like they
didn't even play. Jamal Lewis is probably not playing this week and might lose his starting job and Julius Jones is still the 2nd best RB on his own
team. Also, Denver's D has been terrible. Manning is on a bye this week so Gregg's going to have to hope that T.O. and Chad go out of their minds
this week.
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