
HANDSOME
SHERMTANKS
Despite losing two out of the last three weeks, I’m going to stick with Jason as the #1 team in our league. I don’t think he’ll ever bench Forte again,
whose been a better start than LDT all season long. There are some questions brewing though, is Plaxico getting phased out? Is Cotchery that
injured? We’ve talked about how important wide receivers are, what happens if Jason loses two great ones?
HOT
DOUBLE G
Congrats to Watson for being the first team with the all important asterisk next to his team name. He lost this past week though because of his
questionable wide receivers and poor play from Steve Slayton. The hope of course is that Slayton just couldn’t handle the Ravens defense and that
he'll back to his usual next week against the Colts. Scott also has to hope that Favre has a stronger second half push to ensure a trip to the ROFF
Bowl.
SEXY
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
Huge win over the first place team for Dave. He also has the good news that Kyle Orton should be playing this week at Green Bay (I can’t believe I
typed that). Despite his injury, Witten will get an upgrade with the return of Romo, and Ted Ginn Jr. is starting to cash in some returns. I’m starting to
like Dave’s team more and more, and considering the injuries that he has had to deal with, as of right this second, he’s got my vote for owner of the
year.
GOOD-LOOKING
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
I can’t believe I haven’t said this before, but how can Eddie Royal not have been the steal of the draft? Navid picked him right before I was going to…
oh well, can’t blame a fellow two-time champion. His wide receiving crew is so good that he is benching Braylon Edwards this week. Also, Tony
Gonzalez continues to be a go to Tight End in fantasy. The only question mark that Navid has is at the QB. Other than that, he shares a name with
one of my favorite characters in the new 90210.
CUTE
COFFEE ON 3RD
Big week for Lukin this week as he finally reunites with Reggie Bush and forms the Reggie Bush, MJD running back duo. I really like his starting three
wide receivers (White, Breaston, and DeSean Jackson), but I’m not too sure about his Quarterback play and Tight End. Either way, the game of the
week is between Lukin and Kiss as two 5-5 teams go at it for playoff leverage.
ATTRACTIVE
B’DAY
Big win for Brian this week as he had one of his more disappointing weeks and finally came out on top. I don’t expect another bad game like that from
both Johnson and Berrian so I think it’s time for greener pastures in Yeungstown. I think Brian’s team is in line for a big this week. At 4-6, Brian has
the 8 spot in our playoff race and has a big match with the 5-5 Bandits, good luck to both of these guys. Speaking of Brock…
DECENT
COLT .45 BANDITS
A rightful upward move for the Christopher Brockman’s, and the reason might be the best fantasy receiver on the Cardinals. Anquan Boldin has been
just ridiculous this year with 10 touchdowns minus the two games he missed with the face. He has been a beast. K2 might see a resurgence now that
Quinn is taking over in Cleveland and Matt Ryan seems like the right choice for the .45’s at Quarterback. Tough loss this week despite a high point
total. Good luck the rest of the way brosef.
EH
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
Very rough loss for Kiss in week 10 (get used to me writing something like that for the next couple of entries). TRADE TONY ROMO before it’s too late
Rich…. He serves no purpose on your bench and you can get back a top flight wide receiver you lost in the TJ deal. You’re telling me that Navid
wouldn’t take Tony Romo right now? Why do I have to do all the deals for you people? I hope for Kiss’s sanity that McFadden becomes a keeper.
NOT INTERESTED
BALTIMORE TOOLS
Really tough loss for the Commish this week. I thought going into Monday night Marc really had it in the bag. Marc is having issues at the
Quarterback position but I do like his top two receivers in Moss and Evans and I love the McAllister pick up. Gates, though a probable reach when
Marc drafted him still piles up the points for a tight end. I don’t think it will take too much luck for Marc to get back in the playoff hunt this week.
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
fair trade
Brutal loss this week for Nick too. He had a great week from the Jets defense and it looks like he’ll be enjoying the Brady Quinn experience for the rest
of the season. The TJ trade helps Nick’s team and now he has a very good group of wide receivers grouped together with a beast running back in
Jacobs. Fast Willie’s health might be what Nick’s season hinges on, but I still think he makes the playoffs.
NOT GOOD LOOKING
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
Congrats to VA for dropping up out of the second to last place cellar that rests right above me and for getting his third victory in a row. Not only that,
but with Romo returning Owens becomes a much better receiver and VA has improved his running game with the addition of LenDale White. This is a
big week for VA as him and I go at it with the longest current winning streaks in the league. One of us has got to win 4 in a row (I’m not too sure people
thought that was possible a month ago). Good luck this week rook.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
SOARING PIGS
A big win this week by Parker as he’s back in the playoff hunt. Parker has been hurt by disappointing play from some of his early round decisions.
Addai has been terrible this year, and Holmes and Galloway did not turn out to be starting wide receivers. He still has McNabb, Westbrook, and Welker
though. Between the three of those guys and the Tennessee defense, Parker can still put up big enough numbers to win.
IF I WAS BLIND
NOSE
Pretty big fall from grace from Blass, but as the second to last team in the records and the lowest in points, this is where it belongs. Jarrett has been
hurt by disappointing play from his keeper (Lynch has been mediocre at best last month), his first two picks (Johnson and Maroney) and hasn’t had a
consistent output from Tight End or his Defense. His best pick of course was Ronnie Brown and if we look to 2009, Brown and Lynch might not be the
worst two keepers in the world.
GROSS
FIVE SECOND STARE
Despite the three wins in a row, I still find myself in dead last place. Not fun. I’m going into a big contest with the “no longer in second to last place”
Fighting Blue Crabs this week in another must win game. Here’s hoping for good production out of my consistent best players, Rivers and Peterson
and some surprising numbers by busts Torry Holt and Ryan Grant.


QUICK NOTES 1. I love when there are trades in the ROFFL, only 2 days left fellas. 2. I couldn't be more excited for “Quantum of Solace” 3. Song worth downloading, “Music is my Hot, Hot Sex,” by Cansei de Ser Sexy 4. I would pay $12 to see “Role Models” again. 5. I would not see “RockNRolla” again. 6. Yep, you guessed it. I’m still better looking than all of you.
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