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HANDSOME
SHERMTANKS
Man Jason is really in a rush to get this 27 Dresses sequel rolling. You can almost see him in the finals already. Jason has the best wide receiving
crew in the league and is boasting a 3-0 record with little help from LDT. The Forte pick is currently his best one (though you can make a strong
argument for Cutler) and with a good defense it looks like the only thing keeping his team from being completely perfect is his TE. Not that Daniels is
bad, but the Texans look terrible so far.
HOT
SOARING PIGS
Is there another repeat in the future? I'm all for the fewest amount of champions so you'll always catch me rooting for Navid, Nick and Parker. Parker
has to watch out for the McNabb and Westbrook injuries and his wide receivers are not as good as he expected (Holmes is busting right now and
Welker is suffering from Brady's injury) so there are question marks. He has a brutal bye week this week but Parker has one of the most talented
teams in the league.
SEXY
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
If Rich reads this article I'm sure his reaction will be "WHAT THE FUCK? I'M GOOD?" It's a legitimate reaction, but I think Rich currently has the third
best team in the league. A stud QB, two stud WR, a stud RB, a good defense and Shockey on the bench. The pick I'm sure Rich regrets is Edge, but I
think Rich's other players can compensate for some of the other lacking positions.
GOOD-LOOKING
COLT .45 BANDITS
Knowing Brock, his reaction will probably be, "what the fuck am I doing fourth, my team is better than that!" I'm not so sure. Earnest Graham has
worked out so far and Anquan Boldin looks like a great pick compared to the other receivers picked before him that have not panned out. But, Randy
Moss could have one of those Raiders seasons and Brian Griese is involved. I love Jonathan Stewart but not Matt Jones. Brock could have a weird 8-
5, 7-6 Inconsistent year. But If his PTP'ers get hot In the playoffs, ya never know.
CUTE
B'DAY
Looks like that Michael Turner trade has worked out for both Parker and Brian. I really like Brian's team but his WR corps has a ton of question marks.
I like John Carlson at TE and Drew Brees looks to be in good form. Brian is one of the more aggressive GM's in our league and I'd look for him to make
a trade to improve his team immediately and put him in the top 3.
ATTRACTIVE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
Navid is 2-1 with almost nothing from Braylon Edwards and Roy Williams. Brandon Marshall has looked amazing so far and as long as he doesn't do
anything stupid off the field, he could finish with the most fantasy points of any player at the end of the year. I love the Chris Perry match up this week
against Cleveland, but… shit, I'm playing Navid this weekend. Good luck big guy.
DECENT
DOUBLE G
The last of the attractive teams is Scotty Watts. The wide receivers on Double G won't scare anyone but Scott got a great week from Jones-Drew in
week 3 and that's normally what springs MJD the rest of a season. Portis has looked OK but Steve Slanton might be a keeper by the end of the year. I
don't think Scott will be starting Kitna over Favre again, but it's nice to have two gunslingers as QB's.
EH
COFFEEON3RD
Despite his 0-2, Lukin got a big win this weekend and his team is starting to shape up real well. This is what we're used to with Josh. Desean Jackson
could be the steal of the draft, Roddy White finally came on last weekend and Marques Colston is only a couple of weeks away from returning. I like
the O'Sullivan pick up and Reggie Bush is like having a 4th receiver on your team. Lukin is a 1-2 team that I would not want to play.
NOT INTERESTED
NOSE
After struggling the first two weeks of the season Jarrett really went off in week 3. Having Steve Smith back is a big help and the Ike Hilliard pick up has
(amazingly) worked out pretty well for JB. I love the Lynch and Brown (5 TD's!!!!!!!) combination and it's hard to argue with a QB combo of Rodgers
and Big Ben. Obviously the weak spot has been Ocho Cinco. I really think he'll pick up as the season goes on so expect more from the Nose.
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
Marion Barber has been amazing for Dave and other than Chambers 4 TD's, is Allacco's only bright spot this season, unless you count marriage (I
don't). Let's be honest, the Brady injury was a huge deal, but a decent back up QB in the 9th or 10th round or a good pick (Warner?) could have
really stopped the bleeding. Dave could win any week with a comeback from Andre Johnson and Barber's continued success. I'm going to give Brady
the benefit of the doubt because honestly, I feel a little bad for the big guy
NOT GOOD LOOKING
FAIR TRADE
The Julius Jones pick isn't looking so bad now and Nick has a nice 1-2 with Jones and Jacobs if they can stay healthy. He can also play the match ups
with Parker (when he gets healthy). I like Driver and Vincent Jackson is benefiting from the emergence of Rivers. It doesn't seem that Nick's team has
gelled yet and he might have to trade one of those three RB's for a better QB, but I don't think we've heard the last of Nick's team this season.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
MARYLAND TOOLS
Marc's only win this season came against the grossest team In the league so I'm not giving him too much props there. But, I LOVED the Santana Moss
pick when he made it and it’s still looking good. Both Johnson and Jones have been mightily mediocre and Matt Hasselbeck has really struggled.
Marc's going to have to hope for a comeback from Evans, Johnson, and Hasselbeck to bounce back. Not Impossible, but I don't love the odds.
IF I WAS BLIND
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
It's worth mentioning to VA that I had the same record after three weeks my rookie season with a team not many people thought was scary… we all
know how that ended. The problem with VA's team lies with Peyton. If Manning is going to continue to struggle, Owens becomes the only real scary
player on his team. The RB's are struggling and the Cooley homer pick is also not panning out. I can't really complain though, rookies do belong at
the bottom.
GROSS
FIVE SECOND STARE
There's no beating around the bush here. I am the only winless team despite my point total. I think B. Yeung said it, but this is a Yeung man's game
and I went old with those first two picks. I really thought Holt and Harrison would be OK for one more season and would continue to get a consistent
amount of catches. I was wrong. I also guessed wrong with Crayton and Zach Miller. The only ray of light has been the Rivers pick and the chance
that Brandon Lloyd was a decent pick up.
SHERMTANKS
Man Jason is really in a rush to get this 27 Dresses sequel rolling. You can almost see him in the finals already. Jason has the best wide receiving
crew in the league and is boasting a 3-0 record with little help from LDT. The Forte pick is currently his best one (though you can make a strong
argument for Cutler) and with a good defense it looks like the only thing keeping his team from being completely perfect is his TE. Not that Daniels is
bad, but the Texans look terrible so far.
HOT
SOARING PIGS
Is there another repeat in the future? I'm all for the fewest amount of champions so you'll always catch me rooting for Navid, Nick and Parker. Parker
has to watch out for the McNabb and Westbrook injuries and his wide receivers are not as good as he expected (Holmes is busting right now and
Welker is suffering from Brady's injury) so there are question marks. He has a brutal bye week this week but Parker has one of the most talented
teams in the league.
SEXY
BORN TO RUN MY MOUTH
If Rich reads this article I'm sure his reaction will be "WHAT THE FUCK? I'M GOOD?" It's a legitimate reaction, but I think Rich currently has the third
best team in the league. A stud QB, two stud WR, a stud RB, a good defense and Shockey on the bench. The pick I'm sure Rich regrets is Edge, but I
think Rich's other players can compensate for some of the other lacking positions.
GOOD-LOOKING
COLT .45 BANDITS
Knowing Brock, his reaction will probably be, "what the fuck am I doing fourth, my team is better than that!" I'm not so sure. Earnest Graham has
worked out so far and Anquan Boldin looks like a great pick compared to the other receivers picked before him that have not panned out. But, Randy
Moss could have one of those Raiders seasons and Brian Griese is involved. I love Jonathan Stewart but not Matt Jones. Brock could have a weird 8-
5, 7-6 Inconsistent year. But If his PTP'ers get hot In the playoffs, ya never know.
CUTE
B'DAY
Looks like that Michael Turner trade has worked out for both Parker and Brian. I really like Brian's team but his WR corps has a ton of question marks.
I like John Carlson at TE and Drew Brees looks to be in good form. Brian is one of the more aggressive GM's in our league and I'd look for him to make
a trade to improve his team immediately and put him in the top 3.
ATTRACTIVE
NOMADS IN THE DEEP
Navid is 2-1 with almost nothing from Braylon Edwards and Roy Williams. Brandon Marshall has looked amazing so far and as long as he doesn't do
anything stupid off the field, he could finish with the most fantasy points of any player at the end of the year. I love the Chris Perry match up this week
against Cleveland, but… shit, I'm playing Navid this weekend. Good luck big guy.
DECENT
DOUBLE G
The last of the attractive teams is Scotty Watts. The wide receivers on Double G won't scare anyone but Scott got a great week from Jones-Drew in
week 3 and that's normally what springs MJD the rest of a season. Portis has looked OK but Steve Slanton might be a keeper by the end of the year. I
don't think Scott will be starting Kitna over Favre again, but it's nice to have two gunslingers as QB's.
EH
COFFEEON3RD
Despite his 0-2, Lukin got a big win this weekend and his team is starting to shape up real well. This is what we're used to with Josh. Desean Jackson
could be the steal of the draft, Roddy White finally came on last weekend and Marques Colston is only a couple of weeks away from returning. I like
the O'Sullivan pick up and Reggie Bush is like having a 4th receiver on your team. Lukin is a 1-2 team that I would not want to play.
NOT INTERESTED
NOSE
After struggling the first two weeks of the season Jarrett really went off in week 3. Having Steve Smith back is a big help and the Ike Hilliard pick up has
(amazingly) worked out pretty well for JB. I love the Lynch and Brown (5 TD's!!!!!!!) combination and it's hard to argue with a QB combo of Rodgers
and Big Ben. Obviously the weak spot has been Ocho Cinco. I really think he'll pick up as the season goes on so expect more from the Nose.
IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS IN ME
NEW JERSEY JACOBINS
Marion Barber has been amazing for Dave and other than Chambers 4 TD's, is Allacco's only bright spot this season, unless you count marriage (I
don't). Let's be honest, the Brady injury was a huge deal, but a decent back up QB in the 9th or 10th round or a good pick (Warner?) could have
really stopped the bleeding. Dave could win any week with a comeback from Andre Johnson and Barber's continued success. I'm going to give Brady
the benefit of the doubt because honestly, I feel a little bad for the big guy
NOT GOOD LOOKING
FAIR TRADE
The Julius Jones pick isn't looking so bad now and Nick has a nice 1-2 with Jones and Jacobs if they can stay healthy. He can also play the match ups
with Parker (when he gets healthy). I like Driver and Vincent Jackson is benefiting from the emergence of Rivers. It doesn't seem that Nick's team has
gelled yet and he might have to trade one of those three RB's for a better QB, but I don't think we've heard the last of Nick's team this season.
ONLY FOR $1 MILLION
MARYLAND TOOLS
Marc's only win this season came against the grossest team In the league so I'm not giving him too much props there. But, I LOVED the Santana Moss
pick when he made it and it’s still looking good. Both Johnson and Jones have been mightily mediocre and Matt Hasselbeck has really struggled.
Marc's going to have to hope for a comeback from Evans, Johnson, and Hasselbeck to bounce back. Not Impossible, but I don't love the odds.
IF I WAS BLIND
FIGHTING BLUE CRABS
It's worth mentioning to VA that I had the same record after three weeks my rookie season with a team not many people thought was scary… we all
know how that ended. The problem with VA's team lies with Peyton. If Manning is going to continue to struggle, Owens becomes the only real scary
player on his team. The RB's are struggling and the Cooley homer pick is also not panning out. I can't really complain though, rookies do belong at
the bottom.
GROSS
FIVE SECOND STARE
There's no beating around the bush here. I am the only winless team despite my point total. I think B. Yeung said it, but this is a Yeung man's game
and I went old with those first two picks. I really thought Holt and Harrison would be OK for one more season and would continue to get a consistent
amount of catches. I was wrong. I also guessed wrong with Crayton and Zach Miller. The only ray of light has been the Rivers pick and the chance
that Brandon Lloyd was a decent pick up.
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