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- I’m hooked: The Dark Knight trailer is online (click “download now” and it will load onto your screen – you don’t actually have to download it to see it). AND… if you can’t make it to the I Am Legend IMAX showing, here is a bootleg of the first seven minutes of TDK.

- JJ brings the Cloverfield buzz to a boil with a look at the first five minutes of the movie

- Clooney joins Jim from The Office for a football movie.  HUH?

- Sure, I’ve never seen it. And honestly, I have no desire to.  BUT… Mamma Mia is big business on Broadway, so why shouldn’t it make millions at the box office? (especially with Bond and the Devil)

- Smells like the Top 100 Songs of the 90’s

- Potter for X-mas? A sneak peak (thanks Jay C)

- Not only is it not work appropriate, it might not be ANYTIME appropriate

- I’m just discovering Tila Tequila and she is definitely not work appropriate 

- The end of the Upfront’s as we know them? L

- DAMMIT!

- The NFL gets seriously high

- Adam Sandler as a Jewish military man? And what’s with that over the top Israeli voice? I think I may be insulted. Nah….

Sorry everyone – Took the day off. Way busy. Back tomorrow…

- Sports in my life: Dolphins go with Cleo; O’s trade away Miggy; Mitchell report is due tomorrow at 2pm, but Segui is already outed…

- Things that make me die inside: KITT has gone from a Pontiac Firebird to a Ford Mustang and from a familiar to a goofy voice (Will Arnett?!)

- The new season of Lost is about to start…

- From Chris B: If there weren’t countless reason’s to hate on Heisman winner Tim Tebow, allow me to give you all two more (Ed note: THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!)

Last night I received an email inviting me to hulu, the new NBC\Fox owned ”You Tube”-esque site.  The email read: “This private beta is our chance to gather real user feedback, so let us know not only what you like, but also what you think we could be doing better.”

Since I have been invited, I wanted to share this experience with my loyal readers.  So this morning, enjoy some hulu clips
- Why I Miss TV, Reason number 435: MacGruber

- In honor of Michael Vick’s sentencing this week, SNL presents “Really” for when it was just something small…

- Some early morning bouncing for you…

- Oh, I have no pride: More boobs, but this time from the Girls Next Door’s Kendra

- Alex Trebek had a minor heart attack last night. Here’s hoping for a speedy recovery

- Looks like that restaurant that went Whopper-free was real. Here is the documentary on it. Pretty funny stuff.

- Relax, ants aren’t really marching. It’s just my phone!

- New Jack A-Team? That does sound badass!

- Decide if Walk Hard is worth $12 by watching the first 10 minutes…

- Running Back? Michael Vick better bulk up in jail (he should have PLENTY of time to do that)

- Hummana, hummana, hummana (I dedicate this to Scotty Watts!)

- The NEW new Indy poster. And yes, he still looks old. PLUS: Plot details unleashed!

- Josh L: Retired Orangemen Rock (even if they can’t win in college)

- Chris B: Screw Bar East, I saw we rent a jet, fly to L.A. and spend New Year’s Eve partying with … (drumroll) …. Kwame Brown!! Come on, fellas, who’s with me?!?!

- Chris B: I only have two words for this one: Tyra. Topless.

If you don’t immediately know whom I’m referring to then you don’t deserve to oogle at said link. I will say, I didn’t watch FNL when it premiered but got hooked when Tyra went back to the hotel room and banged that sales rep she waited on at the local Dillon Applebees. I always found her far hotter than the “slut cheerleader,” perhaps that’s because, well, she is.

Oh, I guess I should say that it’s NWA, but I really have no idea what that means. I got up at 1:15 p.m. today and haven’t worked in a real office a day in my life. But, yeah, sure, NWA, I guess.

- Chris B: It’s not like there are many reasons to watch the LPGA – I can only think of four; Natalie Gulbis, Morgan Pressel, Michelle Wie and Paula Creamer. Well, folks, here’s another 

- And, yes, Chris B: Best. Mom. Ever. 

Off on Monday. Enjoy the weekend. And thanks to my “friends”!

- Chris B: Personally, I thought the best tip I’d even seen came on Home Alone 2, when both Kevin and Buzz gave Rob Schneider’s stupid-ass character gum. I stand corrected. The lesson here, nobody tops the Donald. Oh, and Rosie is fat and a loser.  

- Jay C: Thought this was interested…. I’m seeing I Am Legend in IMAX next Friday and will be getting the first 7 minutes of the Dark Knight with it…. Greatest.  Trailer.  Ever!  

Since I only have received two links so far, I’ll throw you guys a bone.  New trailers are up today for Speed Racer, Semi-Pro and Sex and the City movies.

More to come? You tell me…