- Look, if I’m the WNBA commissioner, I would award these girls for this fight – it’s the most press the WNBA has had in YEARS! (a girl dunking doesn’t even get this kind of excitement)
- Screech to milk Saved By The Bell for 15 more minutes of fame, this time in a tell-all (Zack used a lot of hairspray! Jessie wasn’t as prude as she seemed!)
- Hairspray to get a sequel (sweet!)
- Ok, so Amy Adams is off the market (F!)
