- From the birthday boy, Brock: “I don’t know if this guy is my hero, or the biggest moron alive.”
- Will Smith makes money… lots and lots of money…
- Ok, I might start watching The Hills (right show, right?)
- Further proof of how amazing YouTube is. People can freely express themselves anyway they want. Any damn way.
- The Year of Yes continues with a movie all about us (Thanks Brian for the link)
- Dre wants you to rock out to his tunes on his phones
- Kevin is starting his own business on The Office summer webisodes
- James Blunt apparently has more going for him than just his voice (NWA; Click on the fourth thumb nail for some good fun)
- So long to a true Golden Girl Estelle Getty
- John Mayer’s new single? Free Fallin’
- SUCK IT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!
- In case anyone is wondering, I found Win McMurry… she’s the host of PGA Tour Today at PGATour.com (and yes, she still looks good)
- It’s official: Leno to leave on May 29, 2009. Conan begins on June 1. Personal opinion: NBC is out of their damn minds. Why push out the number one late night host in order to get in a guy who’s struggling to win his 12:30 slot? And Leno doesn’t even WANT to go! They are trying to avoid a late night brouhaha like they had in ’92. But they WON in ’92! They won’t in ’09.
- Shockey heads to the Saints where he can go back to not winning titles
- Batman\John Conner assaults the real villains… his family
- The BNL singer that looks like Seth Rogen got in a little trouble back in Syracuse…
- Fine, DirecTV, you win. I’ll order you because you are so passionate about Friday Night Lights… (speaking of, check out some Season 3 spoilers…)
- Apparently you can’t even make a movie ABOUT making a porno without getting an NC-17 rating…
- Roeper leaves Ebert and Roeper, leaving… um… no one?
- Shout out to my girl over at Miss Menu NYC. I can’t wait for the CasaVille review
Quick thank you to Brock for doing an OUTSTANDING job with the blog while I was gone. I will never hesitate to let you take the reigns ever again.
Two-a-days are back starting… NOW:
- Dark Knight dominated the box office and my mind from even before the opening scene
- Paul had me singing my heart out on Friday and then caused a bigger raucous on Sunday
- Quick TV Hits: Fallon to warm up on the web; 24: Exile looks like it’s going to be disappointing
- Israel was a blast! Need proof? Check out albums one, two, three and four! (And these are just 240 of the 1800 I took!)
Just want to thank everyone who checked out the blog while I’ve been navigating this Madden Cruiser the last two weeks. I’ve had a great time and hopefully whenever the duty calls again, Marc won’t hesitate in tossing me the keys.
On to my final links.
- Maybe this explains Starbury’s head tat? OK, probably not.
- With a show of hands, how many of you watched ’til the very end last night? Anybody?
- Phew! At least Keenan Thompson isn’t leaving SNL. Then the show would really suck.
- At least now he can shave that stupid neck beard.
- Reminder: Mouth’s only birthday request is straight cash homey.
- Man, VA and I were sooo close to bidding on this, too.
- Rampage is not handling his loss to Forest well.
- To the gamers out there, play NCAA ‘09 at your own risk.
- Personally, I refer all my lap dance questions to Jason, but this seems like good advice.
- I guess you could spend 30 minutes of your life doing worse things.
- Apparently, people are pretty excited for Dark Knight.
- It’s a hard knock life for The Goot these days.
- Josh Hamilton wishes AT&T sponsored the Home Run Derby. Ya know, for the rollover homers. Get it?
- And in this corner we have Tucker Max! And in the other corner we have Michael Ian Black!
- I guess she really was fucking Matt Damon. Or was he fucking Ben Affleck?
- The iPhone ad you didn’t see.
- Are you ready to hear words like spurtability and such contractions as much clutch? Too bad.
- There is no corny intro for this link. Just enjoy.
- Welcome to the league, VA.
- To those in the TV biz, this is probably some kind of news.
- Hey, should Dave and Tina have any domestic issues, he now has the perfect weapon.
- Maybe we should start a CFL fantasy league. Well, you know, only if they are involved in Draft Weekend.
- I shit you not, last weekend at a rest stop in Connecticut I saw a kid wearing a pair of Starbury’s. However, he did not have any ink on his dome.
- I’m not sure what this means, but that’s a lot of fucking money for anything.
- “There she is, Miss Someone Who’s Name I’ll Never Be Able To Pronounce But Who’s Really Really Hot.”
- Believe it or not, Parker Deay was actually the model for a lot of these statues.
- Riddle me this, Batman.
- If this is any indication, “W.” could be pretty solid. Or at least rowdy.
- This week’s sign of the apocalypse.
- Tasteless and offensive, eh, what about hilarious?
- I’d say stick to writing, Jose, but even that didn’t go so great last time around.
- This is well and good, but can we do something about that laugh?
- Yeah, snowboarding in the 21st century.
Sorry everyone, this sweet Web site was having some issues, hence the lack of postings this weekend. But don’t fret, I’ll be back with a vengeance later this evening for your blog-viewing pleasure.
