- “It took three calls to Detroit authorities over two days before they recovered the body of a man frozen in ice in the elevator shaft of a vacant warehouse”: And you wonder why Detroit was named the most miserable city to live in
- Well if Perez Hilton says it, it HAS to be true: Michelle Obama, preggers?
- MAN CAVES! “Snoop Dogg’s man cave also features a sofa made out of a car bumper and a direct phone line to Denny’s”
- Hey rook: Can’t pull that sh*t in the NFL anymore. Keep those profanities to yourself next time (f*ing Cowboys)
Extra Slice – Peyton Manning Week: Even when the commercial itself sucks, Peyton can bring it up a notch (he’s THAT good!)
