Archive for the ‘Comedians’ Category

Clutch – Part 2

Monday, May 11th, 2009

- Windows V.7 is on the horizon: My guess is they’ll stay away from calling it Vista 2.0

- With just four months to opening night, Peter King takes a look at Post-Free-Agency, Post-Draft NFL Power Rankings 

- “Jose Canseco decided to hold a press conference… [which was] only attended by a reporter from the Associated Press, a photographer, four camera crews and his lawyer…”

- Photos of Rhianna naked leaked out over the weekend. The question is: Are they really her? (and if so, does she really have her nips pierced???) (NWA)

Extra Slice – Video: I haven’t had time to watch it yet, but apparently Wanda Sykes brought the laughs this weekend at the White House Correspondent’s dinner

 

 

 

He’s Twoting – Part 1

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

- And the next X-Men film goes to…. DEADPOOL! (aka Ryan Reynolds’ character in Wolverine)

- The Office’s Mindy Kaling (Kelly) get’s her own NBC deal. Yes, cause SHE’S the breakout star of the show (sigh…)

- Singer and Diddy girlfriend Cassie had her computer hacked and on it was (SHOCK! GASP!) topless photos of herself (NWA)

- My buddy Brock has gone from MySpace to Twitter, skipping the crucial Facebook stage in between. Catch his Twitter feed here – he’ll be in St. Louis all weekend for a wedding and will be letting you in on his thoughts (Brock – whatever you do, be more interesting than this)

Extra Slice – Video: The ladies hit back: The long awaited response to Jizz in My Pants 


A Taxing Day – Part 2

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

- After saving LA MANY times and now Washington once, Jack’s headed up the East Coast to New York City. Welcome, Mr. Bauer – may I suggest staying out of Times Square?

- Michael Vick is looking to cash in on his return to the NFL. Or at least his attempt to return to the NFL

- Did you know that The Daily Show changes the name on the globe above the desk nearly every day?

- Its back: Next Tuesday, April 21st is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s (New Yorkers: Stores still exist in Rock Center and Macy’s Herald Square). Enjoy!

Extra Slice – Video: Jimmy Kimmel goes High Def – see the amazing difference!


Clear Eyes – Part 1

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

- It’s official: The Broncos are morons – Cutler is on the market (my guess? the Jets will pony up for him)

- One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, is blogging about his experiences in Iraq, where he is performing with the USO. Also joining him on the trip: Two Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders

- In business they always say “do what you love” and they say “do what you know.” Hence, The Girls Next Door’s Kendra is starting her own line of stripper poles 

- This would have FREAKED me out: “A Scottish air traveler got so fed up during a delay on the tarmac at JFK Airport that he tried to open a jet’s door and get out…”

Extra Slice – Video: Still living in Friday Night Lights euphoria. Enjoy the best scene from the movie that started it all (well technically the book started it all, but…)