- Pixar premiered Up this week at the Cannes Film Festival and – according to this reporter – was a clear hit

- Hilarious cause it’s true: A Milwaukee (?!) blogger took a look at old SNL “talk show” skits to help give Jimmy Fallon some tips

- Sometime you forget that female athletes can also be HOT athletes. So here’s a list of 20 that are boiling

Extra Slice – Video: Are you kidding me? Play that funky music, white girl!

- To support the launch of Punch Out for Wii (May 18!), Nintendo is hosting a tournament at their store in Rockefeller Center this Saturday

- Not that the Penguins of Madagascar is a hit, Nick is going back to the Dreamworks well for Kung Fu Panda: The Series

- Yet another reason to hate Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls: He hangs out with hot topless girls (click through for more – NWA)

Extra Slice – Video: Another twitter rip, only this time it looks like it hasn’t jumped the shark!

- The 2009 Maxim Top 100 are in (yes, that is Michelle Obama at #93). Your top five are: #1. Olivia Wilde  #2. Megan Fox  #3. Bar Refaeli  #4. Malin Akerman and  #5. Mila Kunis

- First Look: Check out Conan’s new Tonight Show set (reminds me a little of the set from The Larry Sanders Show)

- NYC’ers rejoice: Baja Fresh is coming to town, starting on the east side Memorial Day weekend and midtown in the fall! (thanks Em for the link)

Extra Slice – Video: Gotta love French pop stars. They just love to be naked in the streets (yes, yes, it’s WA)

- With just four months to opening night, Peter King takes a look at Post-Free-Agency, Post-Draft NFL Power Rankings 

- “Jose Canseco decided to hold a press conference… [which was] only attended by a reporter from the Associated Press, a photographer, four camera crews and his lawyer…”

- Photos of Rhianna naked leaked out over the weekend. The question is: Are they really her? (and if so, does she really have her nips pierced???) (NWA)

Extra Slice – Video: I haven’t had time to watch it yet, but apparently Wanda Sykes brought the laughs this weekend at the White House Correspondent’s dinner

- GM posts a $6 billion loss in Q1 and revenue dropped $20 billion. Yes, that’s right… with a “B”

- Talk about a “I Didn’t Know That” moment: M*A*S*H’ s Major Winchester is gay 

- Perhaps the greatest list ever compiled on the Internet: “10 Popular Porn Scenarios That Seem Highly Implausible” (Safe for work, although you probably shouldn’t open it at work)

Extra Slice – Video: A first look at the first lady on Sesame Street (shocker, they paired her with Elmo)

- The Office’s Mindy Kaling (Kelly) get’s her own NBC deal. Yes, cause SHE’S the breakout star of the show (sigh…)

- Singer and Diddy girlfriend Cassie had her computer hacked and on it was (SHOCK! GASP!) topless photos of herself (NWA)

- My buddy Brock has gone from MySpace to Twitter, skipping the crucial Facebook stage in between. Catch his Twitter feed here – he’ll be in St. Louis all weekend for a wedding and will be letting you in on his thoughts (Brock – whatever you do, be more interesting than this)

Extra Slice – Video: The ladies hit back: The long awaited response to Jizz in My Pants 

- It is so obvious the New York baseball teams overestimated what people were willing to pay for a baseball ticket. At least in THIS economy…

- NBC is making a last ditch effort to get a ratings boost this season: Check out this list of upcoming NBC guest stars (including five musicians on the season finale of 30 Rock)

- Another website with a list that speaks to me: Things I Would Do To Bang Scarlett Johansson 

Extra Slice – Video: Soon to be top-draft pick Matt Stafford shows his wicked good arm in “football skeet shooting” on the Late Night show with Jimmy Fallon

- First look at Wolverine taking on Sabertooth in the first X-Men: Origins film (and what’s with Wolverine’s claws???)

- The Detroit Lions release their new logo and team uniform (see the difference? No, then check out their old logo)

- As the NBA playoffs continue, enjoy the real challenge: The matchups for the best dancers of the playoffs 

Extra Slice – Podcast: Listen as Brock and Cantor break down the upcoming Summer Movie Season (Part One; Part Two available later this week)

- Is the end near for Stephen A. Smith? Word on the street is that he and ESPN can come to terms on a contract renewal…

- Interested in downloading songs from the recent Dave Matthews Band show you went to? Look no farther than DontBurnThePig.org 

- Looking good even into her mid-40’s: Lisa Rinna’s second stint in Playboy (NWA)

Extra Slice – Video: A rare but hilarious way to remember Madden: A look at his top 5 commercials, including this one for McDonalds (using his trademark telestrator)

- Parents groups are having some issues with BK’s new hilarious “I Like Square Butts” ad. Seriously? IT’S A JOKE!

- In case you didn’t spend the $15 for Zombie Strippers on DVD, Spike is airing it tonight for free (but probably without the “good stuff”)

- Notice to you LA’ers out there: Tickets to CONAN’S Tonight Show are now available

Extra Slice – Video: And finally this week – as if the street Elmos (yes, PLURAL) in Times Square aren’t creepy enough, apparently Cookie Monster is playing for change in the subway